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harmless parasite, you want him to hang himself with poor selfestem, this way this board, gives himm new agent steel , try the #2 song....
 
Will, can you quit boasting about your sex life and post something relevant...."hooray I got laid" we are all happy for your huge penis, so glad it found a home
x 150 bajillion. Seriously Will... it's cool you're getting laid. Good for ya. So are 90% of the rest of the people on the forum too.


Thanks.
 
It's more for the quote than the fact that I was getting laid.

I found the quote humorous, so I posted it.

Now that this thread is about "OH! You're not the only one getting laid!"

Are you?

If not, that's why you seem to be bitter.
 
Whether or not I am getting laid is completely beside the point. That kind of information is the sort of thing I like to keep away from the internet, for my own sake and also other's.

I think what happened here is that you posted this thread for the quote and I mistook it for a thread just to brag about how you're getting laid. That's my bad. Sorry about that. But when I read it, it seemed to me that yeah it's laugh worthy quote, but at the same time it's just more of Will talking about how he's getting laid. Dude, most people laid. It isn't really that uncommon. However, most people DON'T talk about it on the internet all the time, because most people DON'T care about hearing about it, either. Would you disagree that you don't bring it up a lot?

I'm not bitter about anything. I just find it funny that you talk about it so often.
 
Whether or not I am getting laid is completely beside the point. That kind of information is the sort of thing I like to keep away from the internet, for my own sake and also other's.

I think what happened here is that you posted this thread for the quote and I mistook it for a thread just to brag about how you're getting laid. That's my bad. Sorry about that. But when I read it, it seemed to me that yeah it's laugh worthy quote, but at the same time it's just more of Will talking about how he's getting laid. Dude, most people laid. It isn't really that uncommon. However, most people DON'T talk about it on the internet all the time, because most people DON'T care about hearing about it, either. Would you disagree that you don't bring it up a lot?

I'm not bitter about anything. I just find it funny that you talk about it so often.

So often? Last time I got laid was MONTHS ago. Perhaps it annoys you that I happen to post about it WHEN it happens, so it sticks out in your mind. Also, I tend to document random shit that I do on this forum. That quote happened to be something that made me laugh, so I posted it. If people on here can post about how much weed they smoke, there should be absolutely no problem with me bragging about how much or how little action I get. If I can't talk about getting laid, then there should be absolutely ZERO talk of any kind of pleasure or satisfaction on this forum. That means no more pictures for you and Steph, no more weed for you, neal, and Reminiscence, no more cars for deathstrike from hell, and no more cock for Moose.

and again, you can always just... NOT reply to it if you want the thread to die, as opposed to posting and bumping it.
 
to stay on topic though, my girlfriend also complains of the pussy pains, mostly when I get really drunk and have absolutely no sensation in my penis and proceed to go macho man savage on that vagina for a good hour and a half before I either get a stomach cramp or pass out.
 
to stay on topic though, my girlfriend also complains of the pussy pains, mostly when I get really drunk and have absolutely no sensation in my penis and proceed to go macho man savage on that vagina for a good hour and a half before I either get a stomach cramp or pass out.
Phew! For a minute there I thought this thread was going to go down in a frenzy of bitch-fighting and emo drama, but this post makes it all okay :D
 
So often? Last time I got laid was MONTHS ago. Perhaps it annoys you that I happen to post about it WHEN it happens, so it sticks out in your mind. Also, I tend to document random shit that I do on this forum. That quote happened to be something that made me laugh, so I posted it. If people on here can post about how much weed they smoke, there should be absolutely no problem with me bragging about how much or how little action I get. If I can't talk about getting laid, then there should be absolutely ZERO talk of any kind of pleasure or satisfaction on this forum. That means no more pictures for you and Steph, no more weed for you, neal, and Reminiscence, no more cars for deathstrike from hell, and no more cock for Moose.

and again, you can always just... NOT reply to it if you want the thread to die, as opposed to posting and bumping it.
I don't start threads every time I smoke a bowl or take a picture. I don't put sentences in my sig declaring all the bowls I'll be smoking from various devices this upcoming weekend. The few times I've ever talked about weed on this forum really didn't have anything to do with getting high or smoking up. Rem started a thread with a legitimate question and I participated in it. It's quite different, really. You're comparing apples and oranges here. Now if I started a thread called "News from Seattle" and the inside said "Wow, I'm really stoned right now hehehehehe", that'd be annoying as hell, would it not? You're damned right it would be. That's why I don't do it.

Also, I HAVE avoided replying to your getting laid threads and posts. But they just keep coming and now this thread title is misleading and I was tricked into reading about your sex life again. It's just going to keep happening at this rate. I didn't want say anything because I like you and don't wanna make you mad but it's to the point now where I had to say something finally, and it even took the words of someone else that I could agree with to do it. Had no one else said anything, I probably wouldn't have either. So it's obvious I'm not the only one that's getting a little tired of hearing it.

Take this for what it's worth Will, but I'm honestly glad you're finally getting laid again. I'm happy for you. I just can't wait until the novelty of it wears off and you get used to it and stop posting about it.

p.s. I know I sound like a dick and ran this thread further into the toilet it was born in, but please don't take it too personally. You're a cool dude and I like you, but this stuff is just getting a bit old, that's all. I'd say the same shit to anyone who did this.
 
NEWS FROM TEXAS </marquee>

Holy shit kevin i just ate a slice of PIE!

KEY LIME!

IT'S BEEN MONTHS SINCE I'VE EATEN PIE (not counting the pie I ate last night, or that pie a couple of weeks ago, that one was apple btw)
 
I think the vagina should have been the one speaking the news, a la

NEWS FROM LAURA'S VAGINA: "I've been punctured by a penis of doom!"
 
Damn this Kevin is popular now ... he's on screen just because eating a pie ...
 
I don't start threads every time I smoke a bowl or take a picture. I don't put sentences in my sig declaring all the bowls I'll be smoking from various devices this upcoming weekend. The few times I've ever talked about weed on this forum really didn't have anything to do with getting high or smoking up. Rem started a thread with a legitimate question and I participated in it. It's quite different, really. You're comparing apples and oranges here. Now if I started a thread called "News from Seattle" and the inside said "Wow, I'm really stoned right now hehehehehe", that'd be annoying as hell, would it not? You're damned right it would be. That's why I don't do it.

Also, I HAVE avoided replying to your getting laid threads and posts. But they just keep coming and now this thread title is misleading and I was tricked into reading about your sex life again. It's just going to keep happening at this rate. I didn't want say anything because I like you and don't wanna make you mad but it's to the point now where I had to say something finally, and it even took the words of someone else that I could agree with to do it. Had no one else said anything, I probably wouldn't have either. So it's obvious I'm not the only one that's getting a little tired of hearing it.

Take this for what it's worth Will, but I'm honestly glad you're finally getting laid again. I'm happy for you. I just can't wait until the novelty of it wears off and you get used to it and stop posting about it.

p.s. I know I sound like a dick and ran this thread further into the toilet it was born in, but please don't take it too personally. You're a cool dude and I like you, but this stuff is just getting a bit old, that's all. I'd say the same shit to anyone who did this.

Its okay, I'm not either.