none of my clothes fit me anymore

i only found one pair of pants i liked. dammit.
and i bought three tshirts and now i just tried them on and they're sort of see through. GREAT.
 
I'm kinda anticipating a verbal smackdown of epic proportions but at the same time, I think minx might be to deep for a shallow comment like that to even phase her. Then again, I've been wrong before, I think I'd be pleased with either result.
 
There's only one way to get the one I'm wearing in the picture and 3 years ago, it would be considered a crime for you.