now listen to paddy bout emos

[Carcassian]

"artistic redundancy" ? Fuck me, what is this, the arts show?

"General cunts board" is down the hall...don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

 

[Stormwatch]

"artistic redundancy" ? Fuck me, what is this, the arts show?

"General cunts board" is down the hall...don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

I had to watch an Open University programme about some shitey painting by Joh Locke yesterday - tell me about it.

 

[Carcassian]

You know why the Emo scene is so annoying? Because they take ingredients from metal, and them use them in their own scene - but then to add insult to injury, they act in an "ironic" way, which really pisses me off.

Oh yeah, Mr stupid NHS specs and back pack, your "Piece of Mind" T-shirt and gay comb-over are really funny.

...but how funny will it be when my steel toe caps kick your fucking teeth in?

 

[metal paddy]

You know why the Emo scene is so annoying? Because they take ingredients from metal, and them use them in their own scene - but then to add insult to injury, they act in an "ironic" way, which really pisses me off.

Oh yeah, Mr stupid NHS specs and back pack, your "Piece of Mind" T-shirt and gay comb-over are really funny.

...but how funny will it be when my steel toe caps kick your fucking teeth in?

GOD YOUR ONE ANGRY MOTHERFUCKER MY MAN AS JOHN LENNON SAID GIVE PEACE A CHANCE

 

[Carcassian]

GOD YOUR ONE ANGRY MOTHERFUCKER MY MAN AS JOHN LENNON SAID GIVE PEACE A CHANCE

Yeah? Whats the difference between Keanu Reeves and John Lennon ? Keanu can dodge bullets.

I'm not angry, I just hate these fake cunts - who will be into their next scene in the following 6 months.

They ride on the coat tails of a musical style I have followed for the last 20 odd years, often at the ridicule of my peers and society.

They deserve being hunted with dogs, and then shot in front of the people they love.

Cunts, one and all.

 

[metal paddy]

Yeah? Whats the difference between Keanu Reeves and John Lennon ? Keanu can dodge bullets.

I'm not angry, I just hate these fake cunts - who will be into their next scene in the following 6 months.

They ride on the coat tails of a musical style I have followed for the last 20 odd years, often at the ridicule of my peers and society.

They deserve being hunted with dogs, and then shot in front of the people they love.

Cunts, one and all.

YEAH BUT MOST KIDS ARE INTO SOME KIND OF SCENE SO LEAVE THE KIDS BE EACH TO THEIR OWN AND LONG LIVE METAL

 

[Carcassian]

No.

Kill them all.

 

[Stormwatch]

No.

Kill them all.

You got it. Fucking bastards the lot of them.

I don't know who we're talking about, but I'm fucking with you!

 

[Carcassian]

You got it. Fucking bastards the lot of them.

I don't know who we're talking about, but I'm fucking with you!

Emo fucks.

Build a huge fucking wicker man, and burn them while Chris Lee dances round in a dress, wanking off to pics of Edward Woodward...

 

[Stormwatch]

Emo fucks.

Build a huge fucking wicker man, and burn them while Chris Lee dances round in a dress, wanking off to pics of Edward Woodward...

I, er, like that idea.

You just wait there while I phone the police....

Seriously, I don't really know who emo fucks are. There are none around me, because I'd fucking cull the lot if there was.

 

[metal paddy]

I, er, like that idea.

You just wait there while I phone the police....

Seriously, I don't really know who emo fucks are. There are none around me, because I'd fucking cull the lot if there was.

OH THERES PLENTY UP YOUR END LOOK UP YOUR KILT

 

[CAIRATH]

Let's all just agree that any genre that has "emo" in the name is automatically worthless, and everyone who likes bands from those genres is a failure as a human being.

 

[Hammer of Might]

OH THERES PLENTY UP YOUR END LOOK UP YOUR KILT

Haha, a jewel in the crown of nonsensically hilarious paddy quotes.

 

[metal paddy]

Let's all just agree that any genre that has "emo" in the name is automatically worthless, and everyone who likes bands from those genres is a failure as a human being.

THATS VERY UNFAIR PLEASE I BEG THE KID ARE DOING THEIR OWN THING IN THEIR OWN WAY

 

[Hammer of Might]

Well, in everyone else's way.

 

[Carcassian]

THATS VERY UNFAIR PLEASE I BEG THE KID ARE DOING THEIR OWN THING IN THEIR OWN WAY

Fucking. Kill. Them. All.

 

[metal paddy]

Fucking. Kill. Them. All.

NO SAVE THEM WE ARE ALL GODS CHILDREN

 

[Stormwatch]

Haha, a jewel in the crown of nonsensically hilarious paddy quotes.

Well it wasnt nonsensical considering I'm from Scotland. And it wasnt hilarious considering it wasn't funny.

 

[Hammer of Might]

It was nonsensical in the sense that he suggested looking under your kilt to find emos, and it was hilarious because it was paddy.

 

[metal paddy]

Well it wasnt nonsensical considering I'm from Scotland. And it wasnt hilarious considering it wasn't funny.

I SEE YOU ARE A GERS MAN AND GUESS WHAT PADDY IS WITH THE NAME PADDY ITS NOT HARD: