I think I forgot to post this one:
I used to read Cherie Priest's blog years ago, and she wrote some hilarious stuff. As a result, I think my expectations were set a hair too high. I liked the book well enough, but it didn't motivate me to haul ass to the bookstore for the next one.
I had thought this was a trilogy, but it turns out there's a fourth book coming out in April.
I haven't. In fact, my first foray into Robin Hobb's world was Dragon Keeper and Dragon Haven, and the liveship Paragon makes an appearance. So I'd say those books have a significant spoiler, too. Fortunately for me, I can't remember much about Paragon from those novels, other than he's insane, but has a crew that knows how to work with him by the time Dragon Keeper occurs.
I haven't read a Grisham book in over a decade. However, the description along with some stellar reviews on the twisting plot from critics lured me back. I cracked it open and....BAM....first person narrative.
Fuck.