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EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
haha btw i dunno if you noticed but 'she' seems to have some kind of protuberance swinging in her crotch when she flashes her skirt... i dunno, in my case i'd suspect to say the least... now in your case, after all that degenerated mess you pulled there, i don't know what to think...
murderedbysound
MurderedbySound
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
@eagle: yeah, i noticed that the 2nd time i saw it, but i thought "oh, nobody's going to realise, so WTF, i'm gonna keep the jokes"
bah, whatever... they say it's an afrodisiac, so i'm gonna give it to flavio
bah, whatever... they say it's an afrodisiac, so i'm gonna give it to flavio
bodomite
Your Executioner
EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
>whatever... they say it's an afrodisiac, so i'm gonna give it to flavio
lol haha yeah that'd be like a swiss army knife for him the perfect gift!
lol haha yeah that'd be like a swiss army knife for him
the perfect gift!
bodomite
Your Executioner
bodomite
Your Executioner
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
NV: VAI SE FODER (you see the different use here, thomas? )
btw: watcha think of my new avatar? Made it myself
)btw: watcha think of my new avatar? Made it myself
bodomite
Your Executioner
I'm the Joke-Master, I scored tripple ROFLMAO from Thomas
NV :
I made a scary discovery...
Bodomite :
wha?
NV :
http://www.ra3.info/fun/fun014.jpg
They got BUSSES for them!!!
Now the time has come :/
Bodomite :
ROFLMAO ROFLMAO ROFLMAO
aahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhaahhaahahhaahahhaahha
omg that si tooo fucking hilarious
NV :
Bodomite :
oh my god i havent laughed that hard in a long time..... my mom asked if im okay ahahahahaha
NV :
Yeah Baby, YEAH!
And GOD created Finland
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh ofsatisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what I've made".
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large landmass and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Finland, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets, and rolling hills. The people from Finland are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "what about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting next to them in Sweden and Russia."
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God sighed a deep sigh ofsatisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look, Michael, look what I've made".
Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"
It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put Life on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."
"Balance?", inquired Michael, still confused.
God explained, pointing to different parts of earth, "For example, northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. Over there I've placed a continent of white people and over there is a continent of black people," God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."
The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a large landmass and said, "What's that one?"
"Ah," said God. "That's Finland, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, sunsets, and rolling hills. The people from Finland are going to be modest, intelligent, and humorous and they are going to be found traveling the world. They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace."
Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed, "what about balance, God? You said there would be balance!"
God replied wisely, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting next to them in Sweden and Russia."
murderedbysound
MurderedbySound
Old, shit joke:
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
Hung Chow calls in to work and says, "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I can go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss, I do what you say and feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."
lol
A friend just told me he had played a Team Deathmatch on Q3 this afternoon... They played Q3DM17 and Q3DM6. They had lost DM6 72:67 after 20 minutes. On DM17 while leading by 5 frags and 6 mins to go, the colour on his screen goes out and he can't tell the red guys from the blue ones and they lose by 3 frags
I literally laughed my ass off when he told me
A friend just told me he had played a Team Deathmatch on Q3 this afternoon... They played Q3DM17 and Q3DM6. They had lost DM6 72:67 after 20 minutes. On DM17 while leading by 5 frags and 6 mins to go, the colour on his screen goes out and he can't tell the red guys from the blue ones and they lose by 3 frags
I literally laughed my ass off when he told me
