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Ooooooooo crap joke time 
Two Fleas!!!
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.
The other flea asks him, "Why are you shaking so badly?"
The first flea says, " I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea responds saying, " That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next summer.
A year goes by...When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said.
I went to the New Jersey airport bar.
I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in.
I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."
Two Fleas!!!
Two fleas had an arrangement to meet every summer in Miami for a vacation.
Last year when one flea gets to Miami, he's shivering and shaking.
The other flea asks him, "Why are you shaking so badly?"
The first flea says, " I rode down here from New Jersey in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."
The other flea responds saying, " That's the worst way to travel. Try what I do. Go to the New Jersey airport bar. Have a few drinks. While you are there, look for a nice stewardess. Crawl up her leg and nestle in where it's warm and cozy. Its the best way to travel that I can think of."
The first flea thanks the second flea and says he will give it a try next summer.
A year goes by...When the first flea shows up in Miami he is shivering and shaking again.
The second flea says, "Didn't you try what I told you?"
"Yes," says the first flea, "I did exactly as you said.
I went to the New Jersey airport bar.
I had a few drinks. Finally, this nice young stewardess came in.
I crawled right up to her warm cozy spot. It was so nice and warm that I fell asleep. When I woke up, I was back in the moustache of a guy on a Harley."
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
Okay... this one was made by myself:
3 little tomatoes walking over washington DC. One of them was a retarded tomato.
one of them looked quickly to his left and said
"FUCK! IT'S THAT CRAZY SNIPER GUY!"
**SPLORCHT**
"WHERE?!?!?!?!"
**SPLORCHT**
:zombie:"DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHH"
**SPLORCHT**
well, this aint got much effect writen... but anyways
bodomite
Your Executioner
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
@nv: yeah
i remember the joke you germans elected as the "greatest joke of the world". I laughed so hard that my face didn't move a muscle...
anyways, that joke was supposed to be bad. I just wanted to use the :zombie: emoticon! It rules!
i remember the joke you germans elected as the "greatest joke of the world". I laughed so hard that my face didn't move a muscle...
anyways, that joke was supposed to be bad. I just wanted to use the :zombie: emoticon! It rules!
EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
for english folks i'm still a bit undecided... like i said before in another thread, they have this downright hideous accent... but they gave us Priest and some more, we can't forget about that... now germans, germans are something else they gave us power metal and some of the best fucking heavy metal bands! (plus their women don't look half bad so i toast for those crafty people, they sure know how to listen to the gods' advices!
they gave us power metal and some of the best fucking heavy metal bands! (plus their women don't look half bad so i toast for those crafty people, they sure know how to listen to the gods' advices!
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
EagleFlyFree
crack you like an acorn
BurningAngel
Itsemurhakanditaatti
ukstin
I Survived the Lake Bodom
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
i remember i did that test once with some friends!
We didn't miss one!!
Stormblast missed almost ALL OF THEM! uehueahauheauha
every woman he saw he thought was a she male, and every she male he thought was a woman! aeuhaeuhuh
we laughed ssssssoooooo much!!
We didn't miss one!!
Stormblast missed almost ALL OF THEM! uehueahauheauha
every woman he saw he thought was a she male, and every she male he thought was a woman! aeuhaeuhuh
we laughed ssssssoooooo much!!
Tut Ankh Amon
I See You Masturbate!
