OFFICIAL EVILE FORUM COMPETITION

[Zehm]

to see mario in real life? if so mission acomplished.
to nail one of the girls aloud?
a film critic specializing in family guy spoofs of starwars?
the earl of sandwich?
a drunk?
a lampshade wearing drunk?
the Duke? , just the Duke?
Liono?
Optimus Prime's mechanic?
the world champion oyster eater?
to kill your father and marry your mother?
a fruitstand vendor?
a janitor in the public highschool?
the legal guardian of your own clone?
an elvis impersonator?

 

[Zehm]

erik the red... in Space?
the next great gonzo?
a stay at home dad who hasn't had kids yet?
a pipe smoker?
a tea critic?
a maker of fine scotch?
the guy who makes donald trump's wigs?
the most interesting man in the world?
bill clinton?
margret thatcher's personal cigar shoper?
a pompous ass?
a pretentious prigg?
a pidantic fool?
beter than everyone else?
the invintor of the time machine?
a writer of political satire?
a viking?
a card carrying genius?
a rare species of mongolin barking spider?
a moray eel?
the guy who films the first fight between a giant squid and a sperm whale?

 

[Podgie]

Mega Drive game tester?

 

[siobhan!]

Creator of games?

 

[DaveGYNWA]

Bus driver/conductor.

 

[diddykoi6]

A FUCKING PENGUIN?

a kebab?
a guitar maker?
a rally car driver?
a frontman for a band called evile?

 

[Manipulator]

Mr Humphries!

 

[metallicdistort]

Film set designer?

 

[diddykoi6]

an extra on eastenders?

 

[Keenan]

Just like James Hetfield?
A Tennis player?
A football player?
A technician?
A doctor?
Thrasherdave?
Slatanictrash?
This smily? ------> :zombie:
Optimus Prime?
A personal Trainer?

Edit : Librarian?! Chef?! Author?!?

 

[Slatanictrash]

Just like James Hetfield?
A Tennis player?
A football player?
A technician?
A doctor?
Thrasherdave?
Slataictrash?
This smily--------> :zombie:
OptimuPrime?
A personal Trainer?

Edit : Librarian?! Chef?! Author?!?

Just finished my shift and I was reading through everybody's Answers and I nearly died with laughter when you said that Matt wanted to be me when he grew up

Thank you very much for giving me such a great laugh after a hard day that I've had

kickass


Anyway


Going back on topic

I think Matt always wanted to be Cobra (Sly Stallones character in that film which I can't remember )

If not here are my other guesses

Pop singer
Porn Star
Taster for chocolate
Chef
House husband
Beer/Lager taster
The Fat Controller from Thomas the Tank Engine
Postman Pat/Postman
Tourist guide for Huddersfield (What the hell is worth seeing in Huddersfield anyway???) only kidding
Miner
Fighter Jet pilot
The queens head butler
Barman
Artist for Marvel comics

 

[evilematt]

someone was........close....... nearly, not THAT close, but close-ish....

these are bloody good guesses though, who knew there was this many choices in life????

keep em coming.

 

[Slatanictrash]

Who???

Gies a clue to who it was that was closest

Or even better

What page was this answer on, I really can't be arsed reading reading 2 pages worth of answers

Fuck it

Airline pilot
Cook
Taster for crisps
Wine taster
Porn Director
Thomas the Tank Engine or one of his numerous friends
Artist for Beano/Dandy comics or any comics for that matter

 

[Never the same]

A Duracell rabbit.
A milkyway bar
three ounces of minced meat
Thatcher, but fatter.

 

[DaveGYNWA]

someone was........close....... nearly, not THAT close, but close-ish....

these are bloody good guesses though, who knew there was this many choices in life????

keep em coming.

Taxi driver :Smug:

 

[D.Ingram]

Did you want to be.... Captain Planet??

 

[t man]

sonic the hedgehog

cause who didn't want to be him back in the day

 

[diddykoi6]

sonic the hedgehog

cause who didn't want to be him back in the day

sonic, he did cocaine, a k k k yeaaaah... poor soul...

 

[D.Ingram]

Kirk hammett

 

[diddykoi6]

WOOKIE?