OFFICIAL EVILE FORUM COMPETITION

Drummer
Nutrition Expert
Movie Director
Producer
Marty Friedman
Kirk Hammett
Bassplayer
Illustrator
Author
Concert Promoter
Telemarketer
CEO of a marketing company
Computer tech
Beer sampler
Nobuo Uematsu
 
The THRAAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHHHHEERRRRRRRR?
A gladiator?
A Killer shark?
Rambo?
The naked guy on the cover of "Enter the Grave"?
The Tree Man from "Infected Nations"?
David Lee Roth?
Gene Simmons?
Dante from Devil May Cry?
Solid Snake?
 
Matt, was this just a random question? Or has it been stated somewhere before? Like in an interview?

EDIT : More guesses!

Shoe Salesman?
Used Car Salesman?
David Gilmour?
Mario?
Head chef in a mexican restaurant?
 
duke nukem?
megaman?
contra dewds?
the marine from doom?
a zombie from doom?
SOMETHING FROM DOOM?
did you want to be SOMETHING WHEN YOU GREW UP or was you one of these kids that answers with lol i dno *smile* for years and years and then becomes a frontman for a sexy thrash band called... well i forgot the name but its something gay amirite guise. lololol