Why the **** do you need a chick when you got your guitar, Sheddie? Makes no sense to me.
Oh BTW, do you have to be fat to shred, I'm rather skinny.
Dammit.
I'm doomed.
I'll be forever within the lines of guitarists like...
...Kai Hansen...
...Ajren A. L... (Ayreon, Star One)
...Andre Olibrch (Blind Guardian)...
... and so on, I'll never be able to truly SHRED!!!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!