ST PATRICKS DAY IS NOT ILLEGITIMATE!!!! It's a great excuse to get shithoused.
You suck. I ALWAYS have hangovers. And I've been drinking for five or six years now. It's a real rarity that I wake up feeling fine.Spend money? Fuck no! i go to someone else's party. Who the fuck do you drink with?
And FYI, i always feel fine the next day and actually have quite a good drunken memory.