Official Off Topic Thread

[Sea Bass]

A womanly man is still a man :Smug:

 

[Taliwakker]

I'd like to know your idea of beauty then

 

[Phanto]

female fronted bands are so '99. unless they're arch enemy, they are -80% metal and +80% suck. why can't they just have women standing in the back and playing real instruments. like Meiju in ensiferum.

 

[Matt]

^Yeah. Plus female vox sound WAY to pure and shit.

Except in Gallhammer. They fucking slay and shit.

 

[Kenneth R.]

metal is so 83.

 

[Horus]

So what'sthe difference between me and all of you?

You all didn't have the best fucking Senior Cut day ever today/yesterday.

 

[CttN]

Obviously I'm too hot to be believed as a legitimate female poster,

CttN - Chloe is made of Metal. says:
She's beautiful and amazing and I'd go gay for her

 

[dparker88]

There we go, ego +1000.

 

[Phanto]

lol new nightwish single is a fucking pop ballad

edit: gotta admit Anette can sing very well though

 

[Iced Dog]

Ever taken a good look at Tuomas? He looks like Orlando Ville Valo fucking Bloom.

nah, he looks like Jack Sparrow

Eva is a decent soft ballad...nice orchestration...I think Anette will fit in nicely. And this pic seems to do her more justice...

 

[Phanto]

that picture is as photoshoped as it gets

 

[dparker88]

that picture is as photoshoped as it gets

Tell me about it... they upped the brightness on her skin to like 100000%

 

[Kenneth R.]

my girl > this girl.

in looks and in voice.
pwnd.

 

[J-Dubya 777]

my girl > this girl.

in looks and in voice.
pwnd.

But you secretly hate her, you hate everyone!

I still maintain that she's (anette) a step up from Tarja!

 

[SilentRealm]

my girl > this girl.

in looks and in voice.
pwnd.

ken = severely pussywhipped..

 

[Meedleyx10]

I got a haircut on wednesday for the first time in over 3 years. A whopping 1.5/2 inches! Just to get rid of some split ends and make it look a bit cleaner around the edges. I was hesitant because back when I was 14 (when I originally grew my hair out long) my mom tricked with the whole "just get the ends trimmed up so it looks a little cleaner and doesn't knot up at the end as much". Then, while I wasnt paying attention, she told the haircut lady to cut off a bunch. I got pwnzrd.

Oh...but not this time.

I asked the haircut lady if she had a dog. She said yes. I said I'd kill it if she did anything that I didn't deem satisfactory. The trim was satisfactory, I can barely notice the difference in length and it does look a bit better. Win.



That's my epic tale for the past few days. Coincidently, that's the only time I've been out of the house since wednesday.

the end.

 

[SilentRealm]

MY epic tale for the past few days is soon to come..in the pictures thread

 

[DoomsdayZach]

I got a haircut on wednesday for the first time in over 3 years. A whopping 1.5/2 inches! Just to get rid of some split ends and make it look a bit cleaner around the edges. I was hesitant because back when I was 14 (when I originally grew my hair out long) my mom tricked with the whole "just get the ends trimmed up so it looks a little cleaner and doesn't knot up at the end as much". Then, while I wasnt paying attention, she told the haircut lady to cut off a bunch. I got pwnzrd.

Oh...but not this time.

I asked the haircut lady if she had a dog. She said yes. I said I'd kill it if she did anything that I didn't deem satisfactory. The trim was satisfactory, I can barely notice the difference in length and it does look a bit better. Win.



That's my epic tale for the past few days. Coincidently, that's the only time I've been out of the house since wednesday.

the end.

I fucking rofl'd everywhere. Good thing i'm in the hotel right now and don't have to clean it up

And charis, even though i'd already seen half of them, great pics over in the pics thread

 

[CttN]

I'm almost somewhat jealous =[

 

[Sea Bass]

Last time I went to the barber's, he didn't just cut a bit off, he also thinned it. As in, took out two thirds of it. It was horrible.

Fortunately, I don't really have split ends or anything, so I haven't had to go to the barber's for a year and half or so now.