Official Off Topic Thread

[darkblade]

hmm fist fucking? hahah oh hell, close enough

 

[Yngvai X]

I didn't cry.

I did

 

[Meedleyx10]

I did

One of the funniest quotes I've ever heard in my life has to do with this...

My friend who is 6'6" always ends up dating girls who seem to be about half of his size. I asked him if it ever made things weird (I wasn't referring to sex) and he responded with, "well, if they aren't crying by the time I'm done they are more of a man than I am".

 

[darkblade]

One of the funniest quotes I've ever heard in my life has to do with this...

My friend who is 6'6" always ends up dating girls who seem to be about half of his size. I asked him if it ever made things weird (I wasn't referring to sex) and he responded with, "well, if they aren't crying by the time I'm done they are more of a man than I am".

hilarious!

 

[CantoX]

I'm 6'6" and the last girl I dated ( a month ago ) was 5 flat... it was still nice and it didn't really come up all that much ( our height difference you perverted bastards ).

 

[Beelzebub]

I did

Aww! Why?

 

[OfSinsAndShred]

I'm just waiting for someone to swoop in here and deliver the comment that'll usher in the awkward silence. I've never seen it happen in text form before.

 

[Taliwakker]

......nup....too easy.

 

[Yngvai X]

I'm only 5' 8" and I have a small frame, so I tend to prefer girls that are my height or a little shorter and on the petite side... something bothers me when the girl has bigger arms than I do.

 

[clover]

I know I'm a little late in the conversation but I can vouch for Cooper's being awesome.

Yes, definitely my beer of choice, especially Coopers Pale.

 

[Iced Dog]

Anyone who's interested, the new Anal Cunt tracklisting has been posted

OMFG...

54. I'm Voting For John McCain Because He Doesn't Like Gooks
60. I Bought Schindler's List On Blu-Ray So I Could Watch The Jews Be Tortured In High Definition

These must be really short "songs"

 

[Beelzebub]

I'm only 5' 8" and I have a small frame, so I tend to prefer girls that are my height or a little shorter and on the petite side... something bothers me when the girl has bigger arms than I do.

Goddamn Matt, did you lose your virginity to Jabba the Hut?

 

[Yngvai X]

Goddamn Matt, did you lose your virginity to Jabba the Hut?

YES. (no lie, she was a beast, but it was as good as 17 year old Matt could do at the time).

 

[darkblade]

YES. (no lie, she was a beast, but it was as good as 17 year old Matt could do at the time).

my guess is that rockstar matt can do a good bit better than jabba the hutt? hahaha

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Wow matt. I'm glad i lost my virginity to a tall, skinny, hot big boobed blonde.

 

[darkblade]

fudge... double post. damn intraweb!.

 

[darkblade]

Wow matt. I'm glad i lost my virginity to a tall, skinny, hot big boobed blonde.

hahaha, same here. well mine wasn't tall but other specs match up.

*wants to post picture but thinks it might be tasteless*

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Funny thing is I'm totally not into blondes anymore. Not that i was huge into them at the time either, but they're probably the lowest on my desirability scale. Personally anyway.

 

[schenkadere]

i don't know man, i've heard this also. it's because gils need a bit of stretching to fit a normal guy and apparentlyti hurts the first few times you stretch it like that. i guess you should stick with using your hands for a while to get her downstairsused to it.



hahah, my bedroom?

@1-2 minutes. that sucks for both parties involved HAHAHAHHA.
nah, there's lots of girls like that out there, but finidn one who has morals and isn't a skank is really hard.

I think he meant crying from emotions...not pain...geez! The only downstairs that would need stretching is around the back!

 

[schenkadere]

Seriously, the only thing that poll tells me is that a lot of people suck at sex.

I'm sure there's not a guy here who doesn't think they're the best.