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See, i wouldn't want a girlfriend who's a model. I mean at that point she doesn't need any dude. It's pretty much her whim until she gets bored and wants a change of scenery. I honestly think they're a different mentality than normal humans, plus I don't feel like putting myself in the position where i'm just expendable dick. Seriously, plain and intelligent is far better than hot and shallow or hot and bored with me. Besides, super hot chicks don't really "get" my sense of humor or personality. From my experience, they have totally different expectations in what a partner should be than most reasonable people, so count me out. Not my thing.
 
See, i wouldn't want a girlfriend who's a model. I mean at that point she doesn't need any dude. It's pretty much her whim until she gets bored and wants a change of scenery. I honestly think they're a different mentality than normal humans, plus I don't feel like putting myself in the position where i'm just expendable dick. Seriously, plain and intelligent is far better than hot and shallow or hot and bored with me. Besides, super hot chicks don't really "get" my sense of humor or personality. From my experience, they have totally different expectations in what a partner should be than most reasonable people, so count me out. Not my thing.

Way to go stereotyping models. The one I dated was chill as hell and smart, too. I'm still friends with her. Granted she's a gothic model and is all into the same shit I am... but most certainly not an airhead or anything like that. Hell, I'm more shallow than she is when it comes to looks.
 
See, i wouldn't want a girlfriend who's a model. I mean at that point she doesn't need any dude. It's pretty much her whim until she gets bored and wants a change of scenery. I honestly think they're a different mentality than normal humans, plus I don't feel like putting myself in the position where i'm just expendable dick. Seriously, plain and intelligent is far better than hot and shallow or hot and bored with me. Besides, super hot chicks don't really "get" my sense of humor or personality. From my experience, they have totally different expectations in what a partner should be than most reasonable people, so count me out. Not my thing.

Not that I ever could get a model for a girlfriend, but I completely agree with this. Almost word for word this what I have discovered as well (Not models of course, but the general women population in some cases.) I would love to meet a good looking woman who actually does share my sense of humor and doesn't think I'm weird as hell. I have a very talliwakker like sense of humor in real life and very few people seem to get it.:lol:
 
Way to go stereotyping models. The one I dated was chill as hell and smart, too. I'm still friends with her. Granted she's a gothic model and is all into the same shit I am... but most certainly not an airhead or anything like that. Hell, I'm more shallow than she is when it comes to looks.

Hey, there are stereotypes for reasons, and i wasn't talking about Jenelle specifically because i don't know her. That should be obvious dude. It was simply a statement saying that personally, a chick being a model is more of a turn off than a turn on for me because chances are, if you take all the models in the world and line them up and try to pick one that's cool out, you'll pretty much fail 99.9% of the time. So, call me a dick, but if a chick were to say she does modeling, I've lost interest in her unless i know a lot more about her before this fact comes up.
 
Hey, there are stereotypes for reasons, and i wasn't talking about Jenelle specifically because i don't know her. That should be obvious dude. It was simply a statement saying that personally, a chick being a model is more of a turn off than a turn on for me because chances are, if you take all the models in the world and line them up and try to pick one that's cool out, you'll pretty much fail 99.9% of the time. So, call me a dick, but if a chick were to say she does modeling, I've lost interest in her unless i know a lot more about her before this fact comes up.

I know you weren't talking about her specifically, but I still think its just slightly unfair to lump all models into the "shallow ditsy airheads" category. I know a lot of chicks that would be considered beautiful or extremely attractive find it harder to get a good guy for the specific reason you're talking about. Usually its the assholes who have the balls to hit on those girls, so thats who they wind up with most of the time. These girls are usually just as insecure, if not more insecure about their looks than an average looking girl too.

I realize the girls that you're describing do exist, but all the girls I've known who have done modeling are really cool chicks (another friend of mine did some stuff for Suicide Girls).
 
I'm sure there's not a guy here who doesn't think they're the best.

Never said I was. But I bet you do, since you're such a dick. How do you fare on the scale of 1-15 minutes?

@Zach: Hahaha yeah, smokin hot brunette for me. Her personality went wack a few years later though, so I replaced her with a better one. And yeah, I'm not into models either. She's gotta be smart, perceptive, no-bullshit, and as far as looks- sexy without makeup. Yes men, they do exist.
 
Wow ! Symphony X - Sex Ed !.......... lol

My first girlfriend was beautiful. They all have been though but she was real sweet and makes to smile to remember her. Im with Matt, like em small.... acrobatic sex is.... opps

Not much on the barbie dolls myself, thats what I call them, they get too much attention and often seem to be gaming it. A nice, small, shapely, cuttie with nice eyes and a million dollar smile, thats an acrobatic nymph...... opps

Wish I could find one.......... Ha!
 
Matt, again you're not quite getting what I'm saying. I don't like wasting my time. I understand that not all people who model are fucked in the head, but most are. Given this information, if all i know about someone is that they're a model or if that's how i'm introduced to them, I'm out. She may be a great person and i may be passing up the opportunity of a lifetime, but I'm ok with that. Just like i'm not going to listen to an album from a band i hate on the off chance that there's one amazing song on it, i'm not going to spend my time on a chick who comes from a scene and lifestyle that i could give a shit about. My time is too valuable to me and I don't put anyone on a pedestal just because they are what people think of as "beautiful". I am completely 100% selfish, and if someone cannot make my life more enjoyable, i don't care how hot they are or how good they fuck. I've got better things to do with my time than bow down to someone who's totally hot.
 
Wow ! Symphony X - Sex Ed !.......... lol

My first girlfriend was beautiful. They all have been though but she was real sweet and makes to smile to remember her. Im with Matt, like em small.... acrobatic sex is.... opps

Not much on the barbie dolls myself, thats what I call them, they get too much attention and often seem to be gaming it. A nice, small, shapely, cuttie with nice eyes and a million dollar smile, thats an acrobatic nymph...... opps

Wish I could find one.......... Ha!

She's mine! :lol:
 
I'm sure there's not a guy here who doesn't think they're the best.

fuckin A man, everytime when I get done I say..... "whos your daddy.... whos your daddy ?" ....:lol:

we all sure hope we are

truth of the matter is, its how two people interact, sometimes it clicks sometimes it doesnt
 
Never said I was. But I bet you do, since you're such a dick. How do you fare on the scale of 1-15 minutes?

@Zach: Hahaha yeah, smokin hot brunette for me. Her personality went wack a few years later though, so I replaced her with a better one. And yeah, I'm not into models either. She's gotta be smart, perceptive, no-bullshit, and as far as looks- sexy without makeup. Yes men, they do exist.

That was a general statement, idiot...sorry I launched from your quote...holy fuck, not everything is about you...you've got problems...why do you work so hard to be a jackass?
 
I know you weren't talking about her specifically, but I still think its just slightly unfair to lump all models into the "shallow ditsy airheads" category. I know a lot of chicks that would be considered beautiful or extremely attractive find it harder to get a good guy for the specific reason you're talking about. Usually its the assholes who have the balls to hit on those girls, so thats who they wind up with most of the time. These girls are usually just as insecure, if not more insecure about their looks than an average looking girl too.

I realize the girls that you're describing do exist, but all the girls I've known who have done modeling are really cool chicks (another friend of mine did some stuff for Suicide Girls).

Oh, and just a quick comment, don't you believe everything is black and white? Objectivist or something? Isn't this statement going directly against your beliefs?

Just sayin' :ill:
 
Matt, again you're not quite getting what I'm saying. I don't like wasting my time. I understand that not all people who model are fucked in the head, but most are. Given this information, if all i know about someone is that they're a model or if that's how i'm introduced to them, I'm out. She may be a great person and i may be passing up the opportunity of a lifetime, but I'm ok with that. Just like i'm not going to listen to an album from a band i hate on the off chance that there's one amazing song on it, i'm not going to spend my time on a chick who comes from a scene and lifestyle that i could give a shit about. My time is too valuable to me and I don't put anyone on a pedestal just because they are what people think of as "beautiful". I am completely 100% selfish, and if someone cannot make my life more enjoyable, i don't care how hot they are or how good they fuck. I've got better things to do with my time than bow down to someone who's totally hot.

I'll remember to shave my legs & trim my toenails next time, I promise!

Matt, on the other hand, likes me all wooly! :lol:
 
Keeping to the sex theme......

I teach guitar at a music school.....i get a new guitar student.....i meet his mum....she looks familiar.....she introduces herself...her name fits the face....i drop my name (as you do when introducing yourself)....her face tells me she has registered who i am.....awkward silence.....i ask her son how old he is.....he's 13....i do the maths....phew!...i'm in the clear. But i just can't look at this kid without thinking about the tremelo arm of my friends charvel that i slid into her ass whilst listening to Spread Eagle in the summer of 93.

I am sorry.