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Taliwakker
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noble savage
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noble savage
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Along the lines of the Moonsorrow incident...
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24860437/
I knew it! Terrorist!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24860437/
I knew it! Terrorist!
progmetaldan
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In fact when I babysat them a few years ago, we would constantly wrestle (like actually wrestle. I would pick them up and flip them over my back, throw them on the ground, etc. Guess what? They had a great time!). We all know that shit would never fly these days, what with lawsuits, bullshit child molestation cases (which don't even joke about that, those kids ruled and I'm not a perv... at least not pervy for little 9 year old kids), kids getting hurt and shit. Fuck that, everything is too safe these days.
I know exactly what ya mean there, my Grandfather, who is a huge, but lovely guy, seems to just attract anybody, so many random people will just start talking to him and spill their life story... Anyway, he volunteers at a Child-care place, and the kids absolutely love him, and try to climb all over him and hug him etc. and he just has to basically stand there without moving, he's not allowed to wrestle with them or hug them... Most of these kids probably don't have much of a father or grandfather influence, and all they want is some affection, which every kid needs, but its so 'safe' that they're deprived of what a lot of kids are lacking these days... Same with my parents who work at a school, kids will come in cos they fell over or feel sick, and ask for a hug, and most likely a simple hug would make them all better again (you know how it is with little kids) yet they can't even, despite having brought up myself and 3 younger siblings, its just absurd...
J-Dubya 777
It NEVER ends
Couldn't you have gone back and at least whipped it at the sandwich maker? Nothing says "You fucked up" better than a 90mph
sammich to the head!
sammich to the head!
Kenneth R.
Cináed
I'm going to be that evil parent in the neighborhood who tells sonny "I'm santa."
Taliwakker
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Ken wrote
That might backfire when he tells his mates that his dad is Santa.....and you get a bunch of angry kids stoning your house cause they didn't get a playstation 5 for xmas.
That might backfire when he tells his mates that his dad is Santa.....and you get a bunch of angry kids stoning your house cause they didn't get a playstation 5 for xmas.
Kenneth R.
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True, but hell, it could go the other way. They could ask their parents why they aren't santa. I'm going to have mad fun with parenting. One woman, while I was at work one day, told her kid that birds don't get shocked on power lines because "birds don't feel electricity." That kind of retardism is not gonna get passed on by me, unless I want to laugh my ass off. I'd rather my kids grow up smart than sheltered. Political correctness is such bullshit.
progmetaldan
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Kenneth R.
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progmetaldan
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really? That would explain all the cookies and milk around his beard... And the red suit... And the Reindeer crap on his boots...
Hang on, perhaps I should have seen this earlier...
Hang on, perhaps I should have seen this earlier...
Ahahahaha, those fucking scarfs are popular amongst scene kids and other various emo faggots over here in the UK
Not goddamn terrorists.
schenkadere
Obey my dog!
DoomsdayZach
The Professor was right
noble savage
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Ahahahaha, those fucking scarfs are popular amongst scene kids and other various emo faggots over here in the UK
You have Emos in England as well? Damn, it really must be a disease.
I really don't like Rachel Ray (Well, to the highest extent a 19 year old under-sexed male can not like a woman who chooses to describe her favorite lunch meat while holding a foot long pepperoni stick.) But this is just ridiculous.
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