Official Off Topic Thread

[schenkadere]

You have Emos in England as well? Damn, it really must be a disease.

I really don't like Rachel Ray (Well, to the highest extent a 19 year old under-sexed male can not like a woman who chooses to describe her favorite lunch meat while holding a foot long pepperoni stick.) But this is just ridiculous.

Don't like Rachel Ray? Take that! Kapow!

and that! Kablam!

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Jesus christ, when did she do that?

I like her until she starts yammering on. That bitch is annoying as shit. Her food looks awesome though (and I'm actually talking about food, not a thinly veiled innuendo for bewbz.)

 

[noble savage]

Jesus christ, when did she do that?

I like her until she starts yammering on. That bitch is annoying as shit. Her food looks awesome though (and I'm actually talking about food, not a thinly veiled innuendo for bewbz.)

See, that's the thing. She would be a lot hotter if she just wiped that contrived smile off of her face and cut her word output by at least half. I usually just mute the TV and stare at her mouth the whole time.

 

[schenkadere]

Well...in that case...take that!
POW!

BAM!

ZAP!

 

[schenkadere]

She certainly knows how to please a strawberry.

 

[noble savage]

Look at her leg in the first picture! She must also really know how to please a colander as well.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Damnit dude, you're dredging up painful memories of the hot chicks thread from days gone by

 

[ABQShredHead]

Ken, ever think that the parents are telling kids dumb answers because they themselves don't know because they didn't pay attention in sixth grade science class?

And I'd like to check in with you in 10-15 years to find out if you've stuck with your plan regarding your little ones' upbringings.

 

[schenkadere]

Ken, ever think that the parents are telling kids dumb answers because they themselves don't know because they didn't pay attention in sixth grade science class?

And I'd like to check in with you in 10-15 years to find out if you've stuck with your plan regarding your little ones' upbringings.

Exactly...all I can say is..."have kids...then we'll see"...it all changes.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Yeah. Minion races!!!

 

[razoredge]

I dont know, thats what I did... I didnt tell her about Santa getting busted... lol, but there was no protection around here. I do wish I taught her less on a moral code however, being as thats how the world operates now, she was not prepared to play the games come around middleschool time. Oh well, I thought I was doing what was right.

 

[Kenneth R.]

Jesus christ, when did she do that?

I like her until she starts yammering on. That bitch is annoying as shit. Her food looks awesome though (and I'm actually talking about food, not a thinly veiled innuendo for bewbz.)

Her food looks awesome. She looks like a mid 30's ex wife with an alcohol problem.

Mark, yeah the parents are probably inept too and they just pass the stupids on to their kids.

 

[Kenneth R.]

In other news, does anyone play Go? (The asian board game)

 

[progmetaldan]

no.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

nope

 

[ABQShredHead]

No Go.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Hahahaha, from another forum in a discussion about Seth Putnam from Anal Cunt. This dude (Volkemord) said he is awesome because he's witty and has the balls to say whatever he wants. Virfirnus or whatever is pretty much a fucking retard.

Wit? WIT!? Are you fucking joking?! There is absolutly no wit to Seth Putnams lyrics WHATSOEVER. He is a fucking joke. He's funny, but their isn't an ounce of intelligence in that mans head. He is a fucking slob of junkie shit.

Be honest, he offends you...

The only thing I thought was fucked up was what he said about Vitek.

I heard that album track list [Note from Zach: don't click that link if you are easily offended] was an April fools joke.

Plus, he made fun of Eric Clapton's kid falling out of a window and dying... is that not equally wrong?

Or what about the 45653767 songs about the holocaust?

Thats different. I HATE The Beatles.

Who said anything about the Beatles?

And the funny part is I don't think he was joking at all

 

[Wander]

Lol, internet is awesome. It's unbelievable how retarded guys you can bump into every now and then.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

awwww goddamnit, just when i try to take a weekend off and do nothing, people call and want me to hang out. And it's always damn people whom I haven't seen in a while so I feel obligated.

I need to become a hermit

 

[CantoX]

I got my order in for the acoustic gutiar I want.. I decided to go with a blue Yamaha APX 700 because a) feels amazing in fit (its a thin acoustic) and action, b) sounds decent, plus its got mahogany back and sides, c) its a good price for what it is.

http://www.musiciansfriend.com/document?cpd=0OEY&doc_id=99371&base_pid=512945&index=0