Have you ever read any of her magazines or watched her shows? The woman is as vacant as a mall parking lot at 2am. Comments like "delish!" coupled with ample photos drink-in-hand, her fashion pages, the interviews (especially the interviews and editorials), and the coinage of terminology like "EVOO" put her high on my ditz list. Never mind that she's a millionaire. So are such luminaries as Spears and Durst. Just because you either A.) got lucky or B.) hired business-savvy people to run you to the top, doesn't make you smart.