Oh deer!

[The Reverend Joint Smoker]

Too keep up with the randomness around here, sent to me by a friend tonight:

Michigan Corn Fed Deer Deer 0,... Ford Explorer....well... 0 too,

Anyone know a good detailer?

 

[Captain Beard]

Hows the driver? And you usually can't get the smell out. Insurance will probably just junk it.

 

[Cat5Messiah]

Brutal.

 

[The Reverend Joint Smoker]

the driver is as ok as can be after being nearly crushed and blasted with innards and blood. The truck is toast I am sure, though insurance companies work in mysterious ways

 

[Captain Beard]

I wouldn't even bother... the smell lingers unless they reupholster EVERYTHING.

 

[The Reverend Joint Smoker]

interesting how the stomach made it all the way to the back and actually spewed some of it's contents out. e=mc2

 

[Shpongled]

I saw this a long time ago and I have a hard time believing it's real. The main reason is the blood all over the driver's seat. If the driver was sitting in that seat, it seems like there wouldn't be any way for all that blood to cover it so thoroughly.

 

[Captain Beard]

Unless he leaned to the left. We need a better photo of the seat.

 

[Shpongled]

What's really sad is that whether or not this is real, before the internet I would have lost my lunch seeing something like this.

 

[Hawng]

I have hit a couple of deer before, and let me just say that dude must have been FLYING. I have never had one exsplode like that.uke:

 

[The Reverend Joint Smoker]

70-75 mph, he hit more than one, this one was the one that decided to jump just at the right or wrong time, half of it was cut off by the roof line, the rest went through the windshield. He saw them coming and ducked the best he could, but he said he looked like he stepped out from the front row of a Gwar concert, we have big deer here too, 250+.

 

[Shpongled]

post your sources please

 

[The Reverend Joint Smoker]

A very good customer/friend of mine for 20+ years

 

[The Reverend Joint Smoker]

My girlfriends car after a 40mph encounter. 10mph more would have put it in her lap.

 

[AsModEe]

interesting how the stomach made it all the way to the back and actually spewed some of it's contents out. e=mc2

are you sure it's the stomach? I'm not.

 

[The Reverend Joint Smoker]

But wait there is more!

Be carefull driving this holiday season all... them fuckers are out to get us!

 

[Lunar Still]

I concur, there's just too much blood to seem real.

 

[The Reverend Joint Smoker]

.................... .. . .... . .. heh I often wondered why I stopped looking here... where's Sexi Alexi at anyway, she's a refreshing breath of air from some of you insolant twats.

 

[Captain Beard]

I always figured Sexy for a fag... Never assumed female for some reason.

 

[The Reverend Joint Smoker]

Yeah true... I always asssume a 350lb 45 yo man in his mothers basement sitting at the computer in his underwear is on the other end... unless of course it's Karen, cuz she might beat me up for that, no that I would mind, but anyway... I'd rather enjoy it actually.... so you bought a red guitar?