Oh deer!

  • Thread starter The Reverend Joint Smoker
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Well, this was 2 years ago. :) I learned after 16 months of trying that my hands won't let me go past a certain point easily. Perhaps later on I'll try again and see where I can go with it.
 
I always found putting in some SRV or Hendrix or Chili Peppers, something that you can play along to with out thinking too much about playing and just play helps for ruts. Or a heavy drinking binge.
 
When I saw this title, I remembered my latest run in with a deer.

At my house, I have a herd (my neighbor counted 17 in my yard) that eats everything in my yard, I put in about $300 in landscape and it was gone less than a week later. So, I knew I could not shoot bambi, my city would arrest me. However, nothing says that I can't buy a pellet gun and shoot them in the ass. I was thinking it would leave a nice welt, and they would go to someone else's yard.

So, after buying a nice pellet gun, I proceed to sight in one of these bastards and pop him in the ass. It worked! Deer jumps almost six feet in the air, runs about ten steps, looks around, gets wobbely legs, then drops DEAD. I almost shit my pants..... Only thing I can think of, is the damn thing had a heart attack.

Most hunters hit a deer with a high powered rifle and have to chase it for up to a mile. I shoot one with a frikin pellet and it drops dead within 10 feet. Go figure.:zombie:
 
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