ohhhh I'm in pain constantly

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

It means you are very young and have a long way to go.

 

[Ryan VH]

thats true

 

[in_absentia]

ur 16?

 

[Ryan VH]

no im 14

 

[in_absentia]

ur 14??!

 

[Ryan VH]

uh yeah...

why does that surprise you?

 

[in_absentia]

oh i just didnt know people as young as that age were on this forum. nevermind, carry on

 

[Ryan VH]

haha im almost 15 but yeah w/e

 

[PlatypusJesus]

oh i just didnt know people as young as that age were on this forum. nevermind, carry on

Have you not been paying attention to the amount of intellectual content on this board? At this point, you should be assuming that everyone on the board is, at most, fourteen years old, and you should be questioning why you are hanging out with a bunch of preteens, telling them about your promiscuous, unfaithful ways.

 

[Ryan VH]

thank you

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Don't fret. I've got your back.

 

[EricT]

Don't fret. I've got your back.

And I've got yours... tiger...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You caught me. It was innuendo. What I really meant is, "Don't fret. I'm a pedophile, and I will gladly fuck you in the ass." You caught me, Eric. Good job.

 

[EricT]

You're a pedophile? The wedding is off... AGAIN!

 

[Ryan VH]

why am i not surprised?

 

[El Stormo]

Nothing around here surprises me anymore.

 

[in_absentia]

come on guys i didnt mean it like that! i cant talk im not that much older! im only 17

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I'm just joshin' you. Take it in stride because I don't mean it. It usually means I like you. USUALLY.

 

[in_absentia]

do u like me in this case..? or did i just get my hopes up?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Would your hopes actually be up? Would they be as high as my penis is right now....BECAUSE OF YOU?!