ohhhh I'm in pain constantly

[Shpongled]

Did you know that my penis has its own gravitational pull?

Do you revolve around it?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

No, but I'd like you to be my moon, if you know what I'm saying.

 

[Kvlt Wench]

Just hope you'll be able to breath in its atmosphere!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Ba dum tch!

 

[Ryan VH]

No, but I'd like you to be my moon, if you know what I'm saying.

ahahahahaha holy shit this is great

 

[Nightshade]

Well, Will, I have an idea about one thing on your list. It looks to me like you've managed 6 pages of replies in less than 24 hours. How many forum members (besides WD) have managed that?

Seems to me like you make friends easily enough when you have contact with people. My guess would be that with the physical stuff and working for a living and a band and etc. you probably don't get out much just to hang with folks. Not a cure-all, by any means, but just a thought.

Sorry about the rest of the stuff. Living in pain sucks and is horrid for your health in general. I hope it works out for you.

 

[Will Bozarth]

You are officially awesome. You made a good point

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Nuh uuhhh. I hate you for who you are, Will.

 

[Anvil]

I read through all of your bitchings, so now you get to see mine.

I get retardedly bad migraines. I haven't had one in a long time, but I used to get them pretty regularly. I'm completely debilitated every time I get one, to the point where I can't see, hear, or maintain balance, and usually I end up crying and screaming and trying to find my way back to my bed so I can attempt to sleep. Or I pass out.

I basically have one friend now. Almost everyone at my school dislikes me, and after my ex and I broke up, almost all of our mutual friends sided with him and gave me a big fuck you. They're turning into useless stoners and see me as a throwaway friend.

On top of that, the only guys who ever show interest in me are old and creepy. Looking like a whore is fun that way.

When I was in school, like Kevin said, I got migranes everyday at 3rd period. Why? Because of the way I held my pen/pencil. Yes. How retarded is that, eh? Anyways I still get EXTREMELY bad ones every month or two, where I usually have to go into the hospital to get a shot, or I pass out for a good 12 hours. I also get migranes that last for just under a week. THOSE are really bad.

Secondly, Friends come and go. Don't worry about that. Its again the whole looking for friends in other places becides MySpace . (Just Buggin') One day when you're out of school and have a full time job, you'll realize how many friends you really have, and how you can't spend enough time with them.

And the old and creepy part... well I have nothing to say. I'm not OLD... I can understand CREEPY... but your friend didn't seem to mind...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Okay, so I'm not even going to touch the Emma comment, BUT! Isabel is just the type who is meant for college. Once she gets to her university, she'll never have time to study because of all of her friends. I guess that's just to say that as it is, she's above the attitude and atmosphere that surrounds her.

 

[Captain Beard]

I predict she'll pop on UM and AIM and IRC all the time, just like now while she's in Canada. I did it with 18 months of full courses and studies, it's not hard. And still managed to keep what was left of my social life intact. Though that died early this year.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hahaha. Yeah, you have far more free time in college than you would imagine. It's really not THAT difficult, however, I'm sorry to say that I didn't make it to my computer many, many nights. I would have been on IRC, but it just wasn't possible. There was almost always someone around me. Considering I only had three or four stable friends that I spent time with outside of my classes in high school, I'd say Isabel will probably be the same.

 

[Tee]

oh, I see many people have have various and many problems.
let me add my micro report, to make you all feel better!
in 2002 I was told I have multiple sclerosis, the forecast was a fast rolling wheel chair, and many interesting things in addition to that.
it's almost 2007 and no sign of damage yet. (except for mental but that's another field ) I do things I shouldn't be doing, intensively, like provoking the organism, true, but hey, it's important that it's bearable as long as it ... is :Smokedev:

 

[perniciosa]

I'm sory for all of you with problems I hope it will go away...

However I feel I didn't do enough complaining myself:
- my arm (the nerve) is totally fucked
- I have very serious problems with pressure - sometimes I pass out because of it
- I'm geting nose bleedings once in three month for two weeks everyday

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, you've got problems, but just like every other lady on this board, you are beautiful, and beautiful people are not allowed to complain. But all of the guys...fuck, have you seen us? We've got a Hell of a lot to complain about.

 

[perniciosa]

I don't like to complain... I don't usually do it. I'm one of those people who try to be happy most of the time. It's just that when everyone around complains it makes complaining so tempting for the ones who have something to complain about...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

SHUT UP! YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL! STOP TRYING TO ARGUE WITH ME AND JUST BE BEAUTIFUL! DAMN! Women.

 

[perniciosa]

no way you can make me shut up!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

So not going to make the joke that I want to. I'm going to be a gentleman. Not making the joke. I refuse to make the joke. I will not...can't...must...resist temptation...sooooo obvious...




























































































I can shut you up by beating the shit out of you! (WOO! I didn't say it. I am such a gentleman.)
































































AND THEN SHOVING MY PENIS DOWN YOUR THROAT! (Goddamn it.)

 

[perniciosa]

oh you said it just to make Kevin jealous...


































































oh, did I mention I have sharp teeth...