ohhhh I'm in pain constantly

[PlatypusJesus]

Did I mention that my penis eats people?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

ALSO! It breathes fire, spits acid, and is a member of the NRA. It's practically harmless, though.

 

[perniciosa]

the things which make trouble must come off






did I mention I'm very good with a scalpel?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hawt. Did I mention that I have a fetish for having my penis removed?

 

[perniciosa]

ok, ok ... whatever pleases you...

 

[PlatypusJesus]

You are truly a saint. I haven't fed it in a while, though, so just be careful down there.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

His penis is also crooked.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

That reminds me. I posted a picture of my penis on here a while back. You missed it.

 

[EricT]

That reminds me. I posted a picture of my penis on here a while back. You missed it.

So... Very... tempted... to post... picture... AGH!

 

[firewalkjen]

Jen so wants to bang you.

who are you referring to?

 

[flying_whale]

the last page of this thread cracked me up a lot.
Now that i read everyone\'s complaints I wish everyone to solve their problems really fast. After spitting all the shit on my soul i this thread i feel so much better i dunno why.

whoever said that friends come and go should get a nobel prize for piece.


And i think he is refering to the thousands of women named jen/jennifer/jeni/etc world wide, why are you jealous

 

[Souls of Black]

Hey Will, sorry to hear about the ailments. Really you do have some friends, even though we have only met a couple times in RL I consider you a friend. No matter what depression you go through, don't let it get the better of you. Some of the best music ever written was composed while severly depressed. Continue with your band, or start a new one, but don't give up man.

 

[zmetallica]

to the person who has a little bit of ringing, i got a pretty bad ringing in my ears, but over the 2 years i've had it, i'm able to ignore it. i really gotta get ear plugs, but most of the concerts/shows i goto aren't that loud, but then just when i least expect it some asshole turns his amp to max volume so i go deaf, thanks major assholes.

when I get a migrain i'm doing nothing that day, but resting or staring off. thank god i got meds to help me out. otherwise there goes a week or more of my life. really not good for school/job situations.

 

[firewalkjen]

the last page of this thread cracked me up a lot.
Now that i read everyone\'s complaints I wish everyone to solve their problems really fast. After spitting all the shit on my soul i this thread i feel so much better i dunno why.

whoever said that friends come and go should get a nobel prize for piece.


And i think he is refering to the thousands of women named jen/jennifer/jeni/etc world wide, why are you jealous

No shit, why did my parents have no originality with naming me. And my brothers name is David, Sister Amy.

Jealous? not so much...

 

[zmetallica]

And i think he is refering to the thousands of women named jen/jennifer/jeni/etc world wide, why are you jealous

oddly enough I only know a small amount (3) of people named Jen in real life that i relate to on a regular basis. i know of the same amount of dave's, jim's, sarah's, Allie's, craig's, brandon's, harry's, and Steven's. now Mike, thats a freakin common name, or alex (both male/female). (I know 10+ mike's)

 

[firewalkjen]

Well I go by many nicknames.
Jenna, Jen, Jens, Red,etc..

And many of my friends get a kick out of calling me by my last name.
Botcher.

hehe

 

[Mike]

fuck people named mike

 

[Chromatose]

if you insist!

 

[Mike]

 

[Anvil]

to the person who has a little bit of ringing, i got a pretty bad ringing in my ears, but over the 2 years i've had it, i'm able to ignore it. i really gotta get ear plugs, but most of the concerts/shows i goto aren't that loud, but then just when i least expect it some asshole turns his amp to max volume so i go deaf, thanks major assholes.

when I get a migrain i'm doing nothing that day, but resting or staring off. thank god i got meds to help me out. otherwise there goes a week or more of my life. really not good for school/job situations.

The ringing in my ear can be so bad, that it drowns out people talking to me sometimes. Its actually going to drive me crazy one of these days.