Online Conversations Thread

[Horus]

I thought this over carefully, and I've come to the conclusion that if I was sentenced to death and I was given the opportunity to choose my own method of death, I'd just want to spend an entire day playing with Mercury.

 

[Anonymous]

Maddox already has that subject covered, I'll trust his word over anyone elses

 

[Horus]

What, suicide in general? Or choosing to die by playing with Mercury?

 

[Anonymous]

How many times do I have to repost this? Oh well, at least it's not something retarded.

How to kill yourself like a man.

 

[HackerX]

I always liked the bash quote that went a little something like:

I'd run into a room full of people... scream "I HAVE AIDS" then blow my head off with a shotgun.

 

[SilentRealm]

yeah but thats manly suicide.. not metal suicide..

 

[DoomsdayZach]

My favorite was on /b/ where someone was going to be an hero and anonymous suggested that they drink a full bottle of ex-lax, climb to the top of a tall building, strip naked and wait for the swamp ass to come. Once they felt it, they clench as tight as possible and jump, then let the shit flow, knowing that their shit was going to fall all over everyone down below. That's very funny to me.

 

[Anonymous]

Sorry for ruining your life Zach..

 

[Tubbs]

He's converted!

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Sorry for ruining your life Zach..

you pretty much should be

 

[DoomsdayZach]

Necroposting for this:

[16:12] doomsdayzach: on your myspace
[16:12] XxLaurenxxLovexX: what?
[16:12] doomsdayzach: it says
[16:12] XxLaurenxxLovexX: ok
[16:12] doomsdayzach: "i also love most comedies. napoleon dynamite you might say? hella no! thats the stupidest movie ever. whoever thought that was a good movie to make should be emancipated(yeah you like that big word)."
[16:12] XxLaurenxxLovexX: ok
[16:12] XxLaurenxxLovexX: yes
[16:12] doomsdayzach: do you intend to tell me that the good folks who made napoleon dynamyte should be set free from the bonds of slavery?
[16:12] XxLaurenxxLovexX: you read all about me?!
[16:12] doomsdayzach: break the chains of oppression, if you will?
[16:13] XxLaurenxxLovexX: lol
[16:13] XxLaurenxxLovexX: sure
[16:13] doomsdayzach: i'm just clarifying
[16:13] doomsdayzach: because that's what it says there
[16:13] XxLaurenxxLovexX: you read all that?
[16:13] doomsdayzach: you insinuate that this film was made under duress and thus, the folks (writers, directors, etc) should be set free
[16:13] doomsdayzach: is this accurate?
[16:13] XxLaurenxxLovexX: lol
[16:14] XxLaurenxxLovexX: if thats what it says
[16:14] XxLaurenxxLovexX: i wrote that a looong time ago
[16:14] doomsdayzach: ok
[16:14] doomsdayzach: euthenized would make more sense
[16:14] doomsdayzach: just fyi
[16:14] XxLaurenxxLovexX: ok

 

[Horus]

So are you Pro-Dynamite or Anti-Dynamite?

 

[DoomsdayZach]

doesn't matter. bitch used the wrong word.

and i think it's a funny fuckin' movie, so fuck off harris!!!!

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I love that word, especially in the southpark movie when they are discussing operation human shield.

Chef: "Have you ever heard of the emancipation proclamation??"
General: "No I don't listen to hip hop!!"

 

[SilentRealm]

that chick sounds.. just great..

 

[Horus]

tot he max!!

 

[1by4by9]

That was funny.

 

[DoomsdayZach]

lol, words

 

[Kenneth R.]

everyone:

zach has discovered bash.org

 

[Horus]

Oh god.