UMOS Joke Thread...
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ZoMb!M@N
Old-School Headbanger
ok... you wanna be gross?
There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon
He didn't have the luck
To be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon
There once was a man from Rangoon
Who was born nine months too soon
He didn't have the luck
To be born by a fuck
He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon
kittybeast
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ZoMb!M@N said:hey, i got no comment on the prostitute joke........
a) because I know a grosser version
b) because I was ashamed to acknowledge the fact it is grossily funny
Keep on posting
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A Texan, a Californian and a Seattlite were all drinking in a bar.
After a while, the Texan grabbed a bottle of tequila, threw it in the air and shot it into a thousand pieces. "Don't you boys worry about it," said the Texan, "we have plenty of tequila deep in the heart of Texas. "
The Californian, not wanting to be outdone, selected a bottle of fine wine, tossed it up, and shot it into smitherines. "Hey, don't sweat it dudes," chirped the Californian, "There's zillions of bottles of wine in Cali."
The Seattlite, following suit, guzzled down a bottle of micro-brewed beer, chucked it towards the rafters, shot the Californian, and (without missing a beat) pulled out his hand and caught the beer bottle. Everyone in the bar stood frozen in shock.
"Relax, kids," said the Seattlite cooly, "Up in Seattle, there's a freakin' shitload of Californians. No big deal."
