OT: Who gets the last word?

[Metal Maiden]

Girls don't worry about size nearly as much as men think we do.

Um...

Speak for yourself!

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I didn't say we don't care at all, it just doesn't encompass our entire lives, the way it does for men. I don't know about you, but I have more important things to think about than who should be a porn star and who shouldn't.

And I should probably change that to "most" men because otherwise there will be plenty of whining on the board...

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Hey! I know I couldn't cut it as a porn star... I'd be making too many men jealous of my abundant girth and schlongitude that's in mid 20's - not to mention that girls would be downright scared to face the beast.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

You said schlongitude

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Yep! I hope this expression catches on and it becomes an official word for the measuring of the males' shall we say, "instrument"?

 

[Metal Maiden]

Where can I get a copy of your dictionary?

 

[mentalmeltdown]

correction: it's not "dictionary" any more; now it's "cocktionary".

 

[Metal Maiden]

"cocktionary".

Hmm, that has a nice ring to it, when done properly.

 

[mentalmeltdown]

Hmm, that has a nice ring to it, when done properly.

You've just earned yourself some reputation points...

 

[Metal Maiden]

Thank you

 

[anthrax_moshing_maniac]

Metal Maiden did you post on Dan spitz board the other day in the christan chat part im getting moaned at in there cause my sig is hail satan lol

 

[ThraxDude]

Is just over 6 inches too short, Maiden? I got the girth, if that helps. I need your advice.

If you guys want, I'll scan my pee-pee next to a ruler, and post the pictures here......... Let me know......

bRaT-"Girls don't worry about size nearly as much as men think we do."
Well, men don't worry about (breast) size nearly as much as women think we do. We just make a big deal out of the big'uns. I don't care if my girlfriend is flat, but the big boobies are just something to talk about, if that makes sense....
Small breasts are WAY better than fake breasts!!!

 

[anthrax_moshing_maniac]

I've been turned down by a girl cause the size of my cock
I don't like plastic on women.

 

[jdelpi]

Ok, everytime sex and Thraude are mentioned, I think about the Notman with breasts. YUK!

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I know you guys don't really spend that much time on breast size because there are too many leg/thigh/butt/hips/hair guys in the world for all of you to be obsessed with one thing.

And uh...you would.

 

[ThraxDude]

Justin, sorry. Look at this picture instead (Crista Nicole-Miss May):

 

[jdelpi]

Two thumbs up (among other body parts)

 

[anthrax_moshing_maniac]

Were does she live i wanna go round her house

 

[anthrax_moshing_maniac]

 

[ThraxDude]

That rules. I might have to put that on my gay website. I meant the site is gay not the content. Or the content is gay but it doesn't have homos in it.......or something.