OT: Who gets the last word?

[DarbysDad]

That cracks me up too, all that fat in fast food turns to sugar too. Here's my order 2 burritos, 2 tacos, a quesadilla and oh a large diet coke. I'm so used to it now I couldn't do regular soda.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

That's how my dad is. He's diabetic and has been drinking diet soda for over 10 years. If he even smells regular soda, he wigs out. That's about the only part of his diet that he actually sticks to.

 

[Riehlthing]

When I was a pizza delivery driver, we'd get some weird orders. One of the weirdest I had was a Vegetarian Pizza with Beef and Pineapples. We all were like, wtf?

 

[DarbysDad]

Reith - it must've been some really stoned people eating that pizza.
Brat - I know I eat too much fat. I'm good on sweets but bad on beer.

 

[Riehlthing]

They were religious types.

 

[DarbysDad]

so they ordered weird pizza and talked to Hey Zeus?

 

[Riehlthing]

Yep, that'd be them.

 

[DarbysDad]

Glad I wasn't invited to those meetings.

 

[Riehlthing]

those would be weird meetings.

 

[DarbysDad]

Yeah Jesus told me to eat pineapple and beef and check my tire pressure.

 

[Riehlthing]

Tire pressure only matters when racing.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Well, I know pineapple and ham are considered "Hawaiian pizza" but maybe the beef makes it kosher??

 

[Riehlthing]

Maybe...weird though, huh?

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

Yep. There are weird people all around.

 

[Riehlthing]

People these days...damn.

 

[DarbysDad]

Yeah its all the exstacy they take that makes them weird.

 

[Riehlthing]

not the funny cigarettes?

 

[DarbysDad]

No those are okay even though I really don't do that anymore.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I haven't done that in seven years. Almost to the day, actually.

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

I listened to Alice Cooper's radio show last night. It was quite good. All classic rock, from what I heard (in the car, running errands).