OT: Who gets the last word?

[Riehlthing]

apparently...geez...well, off to work

 

[nafnikufesin]

See ya next weekend

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

that's your porn name, your job is to advertise porn

Your porn name is as follows:

The name of your first pet + the name of the first street you ever lived on.

Using this equation, my porn name is Ralph Lee while my friend's is Rusty Shinnecock (although she's a girl, that's a pretty kickass guy porn name).

 

[bRaTpRiNcEsS]

See ya next weekend

Who's leaving? Rhiel? Or you? I'm too lazy to go back to the other page a second time.

 

[Seance]

All right House but you're not getting the last word on *****

*****! *****, ***** *****. ***** ***** ***** *****, *****? *****.

 

[remington69]

Your porn name is as follows:

The name of your first pet + the name of the first street you ever lived on.

Using this equation, my porn name is Ralph Lee while my friend's is Rusty Shinnecock (although she's a girl, that's a pretty kickass guy porn name).

Trixy Southwest is my name.

 

[MyHatred]

Sparky Betty is mine

 

[nafnikufesin]

I've seen a similar, but slightly different version:

Porn name = Name of your first pet + Your mother's maiden name

Soap opera star name = Your middle name + The name of the first street you ever lived on

 

[remington69]

I've seen a similar, but slightly different version:

Porn name = Name of your first pet + Your mother's maiden name

Soap opera star name = Your middle name + The name of the first street you ever lived on

In those cases, it would be Trixy Wood and Michelle Southwest.

The "mother's maiden name" one doesn't work as well for my husband, though: Duggin Boyovkowski. Duggin Moody is much better.

 

[nafnikufesin]

My porn name would be Nugget Miciak (or Lucky Miciak if you count pets that I've named myself), and my soap opera name would be Joseph Grosvener.

Antonio's porn name would be "Blue One" Vergara , and his soap opera name would be Joseph Erskine.

The street name doesn't work so well in Edmonton, though, because almost all streets are numbered instead of names (for example, Amanda's soap opera name would be Mercedes 143rd Street )

 

[MyHatred]

I see you lurking this thread, NFF

 

[nafnikufesin]

I ain't just lurking, I'm taking the last word back

 

[MyHatred]

I didn't end up going to see Beerfest this weekend. I just drank beer with my friends instead. It was a good tradeoff. Saturday--I nursed my hangover with some prescription ***** and watched the Aristocrats. Kind of a shitty movie. The prescription ***** made up for it though.

 

[DarbysDad]

*****! *****, ***** *****. ***** ***** ***** *****, *****? *****.

My Names

Porn1
Candy Balfern

Soap Opera
Shawn Balfern

Porn2
Candy Bryan

 

[nafnikufesin]

It's beer night tonight and we were talking about a field trip to see the movie. However, we probably won't have a babysitter in time, so we may put it off until next week.

 

[MyHatred]

Yeah, I am probably going to see it next pay day. I'm a little short in the cash flow department . Damn bills keep getting in the way of my raging

 

[nafnikufesin]

Or are you spending too much getting mo naked hoes?

 

[DarbysDad]

Or are you spending too much getting mo naked hoes?

 

[nafnikufesin]

I don't have a witty comeback for that right now. Try again later.

 

[remington69]

Good morning kids.

I feel like shit today. The chinese I had for dinner yesterday came back to haunt my intestines during the night. I so sleepy.