OT: Who gets the last word?

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Well, my grandma's funeral was a complete disaster. My cunt aunt ruined the whole service. My grandma was a methodist and asked for a methodist funeral when she died. Seems pretty simple, right? Wrong. My uncle's wife somehow pulled some shifty shit and made my grandma's funeral be done by Jehova's Witnesses because that is what she is(my aunt). My mom was outvoted by my uncle and my alcoholic uncle who can't put the bottle down longer than five minutes to have it be done by Jehova Witnesses. My mom was a complete wreck and still is because my grandma's last wishes weren't carried out. Then to top it off my aunt wouldn't let my mom play the song that my grandma fucking requested to be played at her funeral. It's not even like it was my aunt's mom or anything, it was her mother-in-law. If I ever see that side of my family again it will be to fucking soon:mad: I am still extremely pissed off and bummed out by this.
 
Well, my grandma's funeral was a complete disaster. My cunt aunt ruined the whole service. My grandma was a methodist and asked for a methodist funeral when she died. Seems pretty simple, right? Wrong. My uncle's wife somehow pulled some shifty shit and made my grandma's funeral be done by Jehova's Witnesses because that is what she is(my aunt). My mom was outvoted by my uncle and my alcoholic uncle who can't put the bottle down longer than five minutes to have it be done by Jehova Witnesses. My mom was a complete wreck and still is because my grandma's last wishes weren't carried out. Then to top it off my aunt wouldn't let my mom play the song that my grandma fucking requested to be played at her funeral. It's not even like it was my aunt's mom or anything, it was her mother-in-law. If I ever see that side of my family again it will be to fucking soon:mad: I am still extremely pissed off and bummed out by this.

Sorry to hear about that, MH... that's one reason I don't want a funeral when I die. I think that wakes and funerals are the most morbid fucking things out there (though I understand they're for the living).

I need to figure out how to make my last wishes legal: no wake (let my family see me just after death to say goodbye), no funeral, just cremate me and scatter me at the Naperville Riverwalk. (Most beautiful place I know of - aside of Hawaii, which I've never been to.) Can't you see my family explaining to the cops in Naperville they were just emptying several ashtrays? :lol:

Then, everybody to the bar, get fall-down drunk, and remember the good times we all had.
 
after watching penn&tellers bullshit on death inc., i want simple cremation, simple graveside service. and they better not buy the super oak box. that sux about your aunt ruining it.

had fun sliding around with a 40,000 lb vehicle today on the ice in silverdale. snowed on the coast in aberdeen. that was fun driving back through the black hills.
 
Yeah, thanks guys:cry:

What funeral would be complete without a ton of fighting between family members?:rolleyes: :mad: I plan on visiting my grandma's grave site this weekend and bringing my boom box and playing the song she wanted played at her funeral for her. It's not how she wanted it but it will at least give a little closure for me.
 
Yeah, Tad, I forget to tell you that I also spent $150 on two baby tortoises. They are so tiny. We got them a new tank, and the lights today. But the guys told us what food to buy and only one of them is eating it. I found a list of other things they will eat, but all I've got in the house on that list is apples, so I will have to buy even more crap for him tomorrow. We won't know their sexes for a few years.
 
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