OT: Who gets the last word?

[DumbAss]

Anyone get laid last night?

If by "Laid" you mean "Whacked off to some Lesbian Midget Porn"....
... then, YEAH.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Mmmmmm lesbian midget porn

 

[Riehlthing]

midgets are cool

 

[nafnikufesin]

"She's three feet tall
No teeth at all
A flat head for my brew"

 

[Riehlthing]

hey, somebody's on tv talking about the tv show swat from the 70's. bald headed guy too.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Never saw it

 

[Riehlthing]

never saw it either. but he was talkin about it, and the movie the omen and other stuff during the 70s.

 

[nafnikufesin]

I'm stuffed. Good supper tonight.

 

[Riehlthing]

oh yeah, speaking of that, time to start cookin

 

[nafnikufesin]

I had wine with dinner. Should I stick with wine for the rest of the night, or switch to beer?

 

[Riehlthing]

stick with the wine. made tacos, the hot taco mix, and I bought some haberno taco sauce yesterday, added a couple drops of that. cousin didn't believe me how hot haberno was, put a drop on his finger then touched to his tongue...hahahaha...sucka.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Try some Dave's Hurtin' Habenero

 

[DarbysDad]

I watched SWAT back in the 70s and habenro's rule

 

[Riehlthing]

bought beyond hell sauce. it was hot. should get the stuff my friends parents had. it was just the essence of haberno, it had an eyedropper to dispense.

 

[nafnikufesin]

You have to sign a waiver to buy Dave's Reserve. I've never tried it, but I've had their Ultimate Insanity sauce and find it hard to imagine something much hotter.

 

[Riehlthing]

that would be good, i want that stuff. that stuff my friends parents had you had to sign a waiver also. there was no mixing of the pepper, it was just the extract of what made the haberno hot, nothing else. you used that to make your own taco sauce, or dare people to try it.

 

[DarbysDad]

I like it hot but I want to taste it too. That extract sound cool because you can add as much as you want.

 

[Riehlthing]

yep, it was cool. came in a small bottle with just the eye dropper. my friends girlfriend touched her finger to the dropper, then her tongue. ran her tongue under the faucet for 15 minutes straight with us laughing. it's supposed to be where you put 1 drop in a big thing of chili.

 

[Riehlthing]

oh, and tastebuds not burned off for a half hour is usually a good thing. that's the problem with that stuff. no tastebuds for awhile. "screw you guys, i'm goin home."

 

[DarbysDad]

here's a drop of habenero

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QFJMha1zYNM