OY! JAYKEELEY! .x.

It was a joke man, I try to bring up haddsie periodically in hopes that she starts posting again. :loco:

There have been too many great quotes this week for signatures, maybe I should have a 6 page sig. with quotes from all you fuckers.
 
speed said:
Yeah most of Cincinnati is damn ugly, the downtown is all but abandoned. Everyone lives out in the suburbs away from the blacks and the blight etc. IF you dont know, Cincinnati is one of, if not the most conservative town in America ( well salt lake city is the exception) And its pretty racist too.
I love racist towns. I want to move to Alabama and run away from lynch mobs and in-breds. That way I can keep my cholestrol down too.

So, just what the hell are you doing out here anyway? Studying cicadas or something?
Working. Building a financial business case for Sun Chemical. They are the worlds largest manufacturer of ink!! Man, one of those cicadas got into the building today, and it dive bombed at me! I felt like a ship in Pearl Harbor.
 
So is this haddsie your wife or not? Im just wondering is all.

IF you wanna join the lynch mob, you first have to become a member of the cincinnati police force- they do it all the time.
 
speed said:
So is this haddsie your wife or not? Im just wondering is all.
Yep - she's my wife, and the mother of my child(ren). Very metal I'm sure you'll agree. In fact, I'm going to have her wear my ultra-rare one of a kind Agalloch "Pale Folklore" shirt when she delivers kid #2 in September.
 
NicodemiX said:
I think someone should start a Royal Carnage Quote Book. :lol:
I was thinking of making a thread called "The Royal Carnage Dictionary" that would list all of the memorable obsessions and buzzwords of the forum. Here's an excerpt:

Sold! - an expression of delight used to indicate when one has successfully convinced someone to purchase an album. Always written with at least one exclamation point.

Drunk thread - A thread posted while under the influence of alcohol, usually containing multiple spelling errors. These show up at least once a week.

Bodomites - rabid fans of Children of Bodom, known for greatly overrating that band and instigating flame wars and coming up with very stupid arguments.

In the gay way - A term used to express fanatical devotion to something.

17 - a number of mysterious significance, which shows up randomly in threads.
 
Demonspell said:
17 - a number of mysterious significance, which shows up randomly in threads.

I must rule tremendous amounts of ass seeing as how such an honored number randomly ended up in my name. :dopey:

But yeah, a Royal Carnage Dictionary and Quote Thread would rule. There are way too many great quotes that just sink away.
 
I think the best part of "in the gay way" is that I first said that in the GMD pit, which completely solidifies its idiocy and immortality. :Spin:
 
JayKeeley said:
Yep - she's my wife, and the mother of my child(ren). Very metal I'm sure you'll agree. In fact, I'm going to have her wear my ultra-rare one of a kind Agalloch "Pale Folklore" shirt when she delivers kid #2 in September.
:blush: Awwww.... that's the most beautiful thing I've heard all day.

BTW, NAD, why are you trying to be teh gay with my husband? :loco:
 
NAD said:
He turns me on so. You know how it is, you've done him at least twice! :loco:
I can't argue with logic like that. :grin:

Meanwhile, I too have been wanting to read Salman Rushdie since my friend recommended him at least a year ago. Maybe by 2005 sometime we'll pick up a copy of The Satanic Verses to store on a bookshelf somewhere for another year or two.
 
You two really should read it, it's great. I even bought my mom a nice hardback copy this past Christmas, I saw it the other day and she's bookmarked around page 23. :D