Paganfest 2009

[Dark One]

Korpiklaani is definitely a fun band live, but they really belong as an opening type of band to set the table/mood. No way in the universe they should be headlining over both Primordial and Moonsorrow. The addition of Korpiklanni is not bad news, but the re-routed itinerary sure is.

 

[Ars Magna]

http://www.myspace.com/swashbuckle

W.T.F. This is ridiculous. IMHO this should be seen as offensive to the other bands on the tour. No matter how you look at this shit, it's horrible. It shouldn't anger me but it has.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Is it just me, or is it kind of a dick move to announce a band as a headliner, then suddenly put them down two slots so that they're not even direct support?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Their demo has Capt. Crunch on the cover.



Animated Music Video; Somebody throw Fonzie a life preserver.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

Good goat that's horrible. Who's putting this show on?

Kataklysm guy, right? Yea fuck him and his band and existence

 

[Anom@nder Rake]

Wow Primordial got fucked over big time.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

New slogan for the tour
"Paganfest: Because jumping on Myspace trends makes money!"
If I didn't know that this is a rare chance for Primordial to tour the states, I'd wish that Primordial would drop from this tour and come back in a few years on one more worthy of them.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Swashbuckler negatively piqued my interest in to checking out Alestorm. What is this Jolly Pirate Power faggotry?! Running Wild pulled the theme off quite well, as there was a certain subtlety to it all. These bands are chanting "Peter Pan walked the plank" and "Argh my parrot bit me in the nape". Regardless of my BAC level, it would be difficult to stand before these chaps without blushing from embarrassment.


Now that we're on the topic of Pirates. Everybody needs to check out the Blackened Thrash band "Shackles" out of Australia. Recently signed with Hellsheadbangers, they'll take your pint, your booty, and rape your wife in the process.

http://www.myspace.com/shacklesofdeath

 

[hendecatope]

I will be hitting the merch table during Swashbuckle. Ugh!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

man i'm in a shakespeare band and i dunno about these guys

 

[Reign in Acai]

If these guys were from Somalia I'd cut them some slack.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Some slack in the lynch rope, amirite?

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

You guys ever stop bitching for five seconds? Either go or dont go its that simple. Fucking have a few beers and enjoy the show and just let it go. Dont you have anything more important then bitching about a show that you may or not go to. Im just sayin. You ever watched a show just to have some fun and have a good time? I mean at least there are no fucking hardcore kids. I think you forget that ruins everything

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

You don't know how to be in RC

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

You are right I dont know how to be shitty all day. But alas I dont care and have been around here for years. I need to learn how to rant about bands with little to no melody and have no appeal to absolutely anyone outside of the underground because being a metal elitest is one thing but being an elitest to bands no one but a few guys on the internet know about is even better.
Have a beer, get laid, and relax a little. Just seriously be glad there is no hardcore dancing at paganfest.

 

[rms]

I would have thought that Eluveite would bring a hardcore dancing crowd

 

[EricT]

You are right I dont know how to be shitty all day.

But you do know how to accept gay sex. (IT NEVER GETS OLD)

And fuck you, we'll bitch if we want. When one thing is advertised as A, but then suddenly gets changed to B, and B is fucking shit balls retarded, bitching about B is acceptable (like gay sex is to you).

 

[Evil?]

EVERLOSTINFAGGOTRY don't you have anything better to do than sit around bitching about our bitching? Why don't you ACCEPT SOME GAY SEX (EricT is right) and GTFOORC.

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

But you do know how to accept gay sex. (IT NEVER GETS OLD)

And fuck you, we'll bitch if we want. When one thing is advertised as A, but then suddenly gets changed to B, and B is fucking shit balls retarded, bitching about B is acceptable (like gay sex is to you).

especially when A is fucking amazing.