Paris Hilton freed from jail...

[EricT]

They put her on "house arrest" for 40 days. I hope she falls down her stairs and dies.

 

[Captain Beard]

House arrest for 40 days? Thats a vacation to me. Hop on the pc and sard!

 

[EricT]

And the so-called medical problem she has is supposedly "A rash". What a fucking cunt...

 

[Captain Beard]

I have a rash on my head, called dandruff. No jail for me!

 

[Metal head87]

I thought it was because she wouldn't eat the food?

Seriously, how could any judge allow this? Don't they have any pride or respect for what they are supposed to represent? She keeps spitting on the face of our judicial system, and then when she is about to get what she deserves, "waaaah, I don't want to go to pwison. I don't wike the food".
It's not like she was even going to prison anyway. Jail is no picnic, but she probably wouldn't have had a dozen broomsticks shoved up her cunt, although I'm sure she'd love every minute of that.
Someone should just shoot the bitch.

 

[EricT]

Yeah, she got her psychiatrist to say she was "fragile and weak" to the sheriff, also.

Its totally ridiculous. She needs to DIE. Preferably in a slow, painful way.

 

[Söy]

i'm glad i try to avoid pointless celebrity news... oh wait...

 

[Metal head87]

Normally, I avoid celebrity news like the plague. But this is all over every TV station, and the internet.

 

[EricT]

Pretty much. Sometimes its just unavoidable.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Achewood is hilarious and you guys suck.

 

[Captain Beard]

Achewood appears like it tries too hard. PBF for I.

 

[flying_whale]

she is aHEAD of the game, that damn cumbag

 

[Lord Foul]

Yeah, Achewood does nothing for me.

I dig XKCD, Perry Bible Fellowship, and Questionable Content though.

 

[Karmic]

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

And the so-called medical problem she has is supposedly "A rash". What a fucking cunt...

probobly a rash ON her cunt. aka herpes. aka her life force. aka fuck this place, i'm moving to Mars.

 

[Captain Beard]

Silverman has no tact. I like it.

 

[Karmic]

haha even jackie was laughing at it

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

sarah silverman annoys the christ out of me.
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[dreaming neon darkspot]

... so i can't stand her, but she makes me more of a jew.
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[Lord Foul]

Silverman has no tact. I like it.

I find her insanely hot for some reason.