Peanut Butter = Atheist killer

[Brett]

Atheists, consider yourselves decimated.

http://www.devilducky.com/media/59847/

 

[-=Metropolis=-]

We shall slay thine peanut butter!

 

[Captain Beard]

This is the silliest argument ever. Besides, my matter converting digestive tract DOES create life from peanut butter by allowing new bacteria to form in my disgusting, cavernous bowels.

 

[Brett]

We shall slay thine peanut butter!

impossible. the very item which brings your doom cannot be destroyed.

 

[-=Metropolis=-]

But it can! Because I am not an atheist. Therefore it SHALL DIE!!

 

[Brett]

But it can! Because I am not an atheist. Therefore it SHALL DIE!!

You know how much peanut butter is being made daily? You're clearly outmatched and outnumbered.

Although that giant recall 2 months back could've of given you a fighting chance, but you hesitated.

 

[Captain Beard]

Of all foods, the one I have the most trouble swallowing is Peanut butter. I believe it is actively conspiring against me, trying to choke me from the inside. Is this a trick of yours Brett?

 

[-=Metropolis=-]

Lies.

 

[Will Bozarth]

impossible. the very item which brings your doom cannot be destroyed.

I ordered Doom. UPS brought it. I shot the delivery driver in the head.

 

[-=Metropolis=-]

Did you remember to wear gloves?

 

[StAngerTriviumknotAx7]

haha holy shit that is the most ridiculous analogy ever

 

[Brett]

Of all foods, the one I have the most trouble swallowing is Peanut butter. I believe it is actively conspiring against me, trying to choke me from the inside. Is this a trick of yours Brett?

No, It's a servant of god. Not to mention homeboyz with Jesus.

You have enemies, friend.

I ordered Doom. UPS brought it. I shot the delivery driver in the head.

Did you take his electronic signature thingy?

 

[Anvil]

That is completely outrageous and absurd. I'm not even going to rant about it.

 

[Captain Beard]

There's no reason to, we all know why the video is wrong already. Join in our peanut butter conspiracy!

 

[derek]

Man, do I love peanut butter.

 

[Lord Foul]

The guy from that Kirk Cameron show claimed bananas are an atheist's nightmare. This guy says peanut butter. Peanut butter and bananas go together great on toasted bread. Coincidence, or divine intervention?

 

[Metal head87]

The guy from that Kirk Cameron show claimed bananas are an atheist's nightmare. This guy says peanut butter. Peanut butter and bananas go together great on toasted bread. Coincidence, or divine intervention?

Hahahaha, I love that video.
It looked pretty gay when he peeled that banana.

But I read somewhere that bananas are a hybrid of two different fruits, is that true?

 

[Anvil]

REAL bananas are plantains.

 

[Lord Foul]

Both plantains and the yellow Cavendish bananas are seedless types. Real wild bananas are full of seeds and aren't much good for eating. Kinda puts a hole in the "bananas are clearly designed for human consumption" argument since the bananas we eat now are manmade cultivars.

 

[-=Metropolis=-]

Time to nuke the peanut butter factories.