Post of the Year nominations

[zabu of nΩd]

Since I've only gotten one Post of the Year nomination from you guys so far, it looks like we're in danger of having a fairly meaningless selection for the poll next week. Therefore, I'd like people to start posting suggestions for Post of the Year in this thread just to stimulate ideas.

I'm not sure if this is going to save the award, or if the award is even worth saving, but if anything this thread could be fun in its own right.

I invite everyone to PM me again if they already have before but did not include a Post of the Year nomination. Of course, I would advise that people give this thread a while to develop before making up your minds.

Note: post nominations can be from no earlier than November 1, 2007.

Also: if you nominate a post, PLEASE post a link to it so people can see it. We need to have links by the time the polls go up, and I'm probably not going to bother hunting down links for you if you don't provide them to me.

Since I'm a creepy motherfucker and occasionally take screenshots of posts to remember them by, I'll go ahead and post a bunch of good ones I've seen:



http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...-you-doing-moment-thread-392.html#post7130484

Got my hair trimmed today. I refuse to allow gay men to touch my head, so I get my hair done by a woman named ZaZa.

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...hings-you-must-do-before-die.html#post6808906

i've been thinking on it just cuz the year is ending and everybody promises a different year that won't commit the same mistakes, but it's not enough to me, cuz i wanna do many good things as possible, like:

get a tattoo
visit another country
have sex with 2 girls at the same time
defeat someone more stronger than me (i know it's ridiculous)
help someone that really needs
get a car
get my own house
...

i know that i can do all next year, but i hope do in this life, and i will!!!!

Where is 'Learn how to speak English properly' on your list?

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/gmd-social-forum/358501-best-new-poster-2007-a-4.html#post6835333

rabid is an idiot that doesn't make sense to his own life

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...ficial-gmd-social-thread-344.html#post6866218

I just got back from the doctors and found out I have a Urine infection , and on friday will have to go for a Chlamydia test.

So which dream of yours did you achieve recently?

Have sex with a man
Have sex with my mum
Have sex with my cousins
Have sex with my Nan (Before she dies)

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...-you-doing-moment-thread-345.html#post7032775

Listening to Chopin.

The only Chopin you should be doing is "Chopin" the vegetables for dinner. Get to.

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/...ficial-gmd-social-thread-690.html#post7648917

I really want to see him debate her. It would be fucking rape. He'd fucking wipe the floor with her and jizz in her eye. Metaphorically.

AND SHE'D HAVE TO PAY FOR THE RAPE KIT! HI-O!

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/gmd-social-forum/311805-pics-thread-478.html#post7452934

This is me.

My penis is flaccid and even if you gave me a lapdance at the strip club my penis would still remain that way.

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

fucking

 

[genocide roach]

of those, i pick the last one and the children grinder one. but i'm gonna nominate some of the CSI ones. that entire thread is full of win
~gR~

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Just don't go overkill with it. That could easily get retarded.

 

[waif]

I'm proud to be nominated, but I have to vote for the Greys.

 

[Belligerent]

Good stuff Vihris

So do we still PM you with nominations?

 

[seedofvengeance]

The Death Delirium is pretty great.

I would nominate the post about soccer by TIACN that's in ML's signature. Pretty funny stuff.

edit: shit... fuck you and your new homosexually inspired sig, ML.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Good stuff Vihris

So do we still PM you with nominations?

Yeah, I forgot to mention it at first in the OP but it's there now. PM me again if you have made up your mind on a Post of the Year nomination (though I would advise waiting a while to see what comes up in the thread).

 

[no country for old wainds]

i actually genuinely vote for the greys here

there was a time when posts as good as these happened every day on here. you all suck and i hate you and am considering getting myself rebanned.

 

[Belligerent]

@VG
Yeah, but i am tempted to go with the DD one.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

The Death Delirium is pretty great.

I would nominate the post about soccer by TIACN that's in ML's signature. Pretty funny stuff.

I don't see that in ML's sig. Can you find a link to it?

 

[Belligerent]

I also liked Zeph's post about having to take a boat into town because of tourists.

 

[waif]

^Yeah, that needs to be nominated.

 

[zabu of nΩd]

Someone link it so everyone can see it.


Actually, I'm making an edit to the OP about that:

if you nominate a post, PLEASE post a link to it so people can see it. We need to have links by the time the polls go up, and I'm probably not going to bother hunting down links for you if you don't provide them to me.

 

[seedofvengeance]

I don't see that in ML's sig. Can you find a link to it?

Yeah, ML decided to fag up his sig.
I don't even know what thread it was originally in.
If anyone else remembers it, help is fun.

edit: was sleeptasticles in the past year? I don't remember...

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

greys ftw!

 

[Belligerent]

Someone link it so everyone can see it.


Actually, I'm making an edit to the OP about that:

I wouldn't know where the hell to look.

I'm pretty sure JFAD had it sigged at one point tho'.

 

[waif]

Yeah, ML decided to fag up his sig.
I don't even know what thread it was originally in.
If anyone else remembers it, help is fun.

edit: was sleeptasticles in the past year? I don't remember...

anything that you've seen without digging through old threads will be in the last year

 

[zabu of nΩd]

I wouldn't know where the hell to look.

I'm pretty sure JFAD had it sigged at one point tho'.

Try searching for it based on words that were probably in it. I can't put it in the poll if I don't even know what it was.

 

[Omni]

I'm voting for that post where Belligerent tried to tell me how strong he was when I said he wasn't attractive.