Firstly, some rather fine arguments by SculptedCold, but I'm not writing this to kiss ass, so I'll digress.
.*stunned*
I didn't know people as gay as this actually existed.
You are by far the snobbiest, most pretentious elitist I've ever encountered.
Congratulations on writing the most self-glorifying, pompous piece of egotistic crap I've ever read. I'm sure everyone here was blown away by your skills in the English language....
Fuck off and get stabbed.
Look asshole, forget the fact that not a single word within your response conveys the slightest shred of comprehension in regards to my post, but allow me to address instead your excessive and meaningless use of the word "elitist," which makes Bernard Goldberg's use of the word "conservative" appear like entertainment.
An elitist is defined as "A person who adheres to the belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources." Great. So what correlation does that hold to your narrow perception of my personality? Absolutely none. In no way did I profess a certain bias towards the philosophy known as elitism, and yet you still insist on using the word an unbelievably frequent amount of times. Why then? Is it because you weren't familiar with the correct definition but used the word anyway to project an image of one whom actually has a fucking clue of the nonsense they're spewing? Somehow, I believe so. For some reason, I have a lingering suspicion that you simply read through my "self-glorifying, pretentious paragraph" without the faintest idea of what I was trying to express, and then, childishly irritated, you capitulated to your habitual instinct of furiously battering away at the keyboard in a pathetic attempt to arbitrarily insult me. Does this sound like you? If so, you're a fucking shitbag. And if this response was too wordy for you, consider returning to school and acquiring a GED.
It was from this very post that I recognized a structural pattern, if you will, of a typical "ChopstickInYourPeehole"(I feel like a fucking dolt just typing that) post. His usual posts are structured with key elements in the following manner (don't believe me? Ascertain for yourself):
1. Arbitrary gay-bash(interchangeable with vague homoerotic gesture).
2. Impertinent, half-witted insult.
3. Impish self-contradiction (often occurs in follow-up post).
Let's take into account for the first factor, his consistent reference to me and the entire board as "queers." Never before have I witnessed such an aimless use of the word, and I think I speak for a great number of people here when I state that it's nearly mind-numbing, in a partly-amusing, partly-I-want-to-blow-his-fucking-brains-out fashion. And let's not forget his initial post, claiming that the best cover-art is one depicting a woman sucking on a large penis with teeth(if you missed this, scroll up), hence the ambiguous, homoerotic gesture.
The second factor requires no explanation.
The third strikes me as intriguing, recalling him asserting that his use of a derogatory term(fag) is not meant to imply the actual connotation(homosexual), despite the fact that he's used the word clearly to slam a sexual orientation. This is held evident by the bizarre references to Rob Halford and homosexuality as assistance in proving his point, and his boorish assumption that I am a "leather-clad, spandex-wearing faggy Priest fan."
This subsequently led me to an even more eminent revelation. Are you ready for this? "ChopstickInYourPeehole" is gay! He's an insecure closet-fag! It makes perfect sense, and I would know considering how I've maintained close friendships with homosexuals in the past, and I've understood from experience that these oblique precursors never fail. Why else would he constantly label and bash people as queers and then furtively recant his remarks, shadowing them with euphemistic claims? Now I understand his mindless tendency to lash out at random board-members! It's so obvious, I can't believe I didn't realize it before. He's a sad, tortured soul! Nonetheless, the advice I offer him is to expose his true identity and get over it. Only by coming to solid terms with who we are can we truly be content. Cast away your hateful visage and remember that in the end, we'll still love you.
Man, I disappear for about 5 months, and DiscipleofPlato is still as pretentious, self-involved, and moronic as ever.
Actually, I'm much, much worse. You really should've stayed away...
Great.
Well albums used to take a week or so to completely finish, but we've sort of slipped back into oblivion for awhile. The last shit we did was in December for another Christmas EP that was never finished. When you release intentionally horrible crap, it gets pretty draining...
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