Jesus Christ. If I had to give you credit for one thing, it would be your tenacity and ability to out-talk anyone you're arguing with to the point that any option OTHER than discussion seems very inviting.
DiscipleOfPlato said:
It doesn't seem like you are aware of just how often you contradict yourself, nor how incredibly insipid your innocuous remarks are conveyed. You claim that it is somehow childish of me to respond comprehensively to a debate in a forum, and yet isn't that what you're executing yourself? After all, someone who would denounce me for replying exhaustively to an over-extended written altercation on a message board would surely express a similar reaction to oh, I don't know, somebody who would assail my three-sentence comments with a three-paragraph droning, misguided dissertation about none other than...my three sentences. Pardon me, but I was under the impression that conversing and debating intelligibly was precisely what internet forums were for....in fact, I happen to recollect a time when you yourself weren't so reproachful of this concept.
Did you see that? Way over there lurking in the corner, hiding just beyond your very very narrow sphere of mental capacity and perception? The point.
You didn't initiate the topic of this conversation? Well then pardon my ignorance, I must have overlooked something crucial because I happen to recall you provoking me with a statement somewhere along the lines of "I've been gone 3 months and DiscipleOfPlato is still moronic, pretentious and conceited blah blah blah," but perhaps I dreamt it.
I didn't think you were still hung up on that. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings sugarlips, I never meant to hurt you.
Also, my assertion that I was aware of your accredited position in your band was a result of YOUR own pointless affirmation of the exact same fact. So that this simple statement isn't misinterpreted(which is very likely to occur considering your reputation), I'll offer you an
Example:
You: "Well, I'm a dumbass...this gives me an excuse to act like a retard."
Myself: "Yes, I know that you are a dumbass, stop reminding me of your petty accomplishments."
What the hell was so gruelingly difficult about comprehending that? You gratuitously repeated a well-known fact, and I confirmed my knowledge of that fact. Now who's the redundant moron?
Who's the redundant moron... let's see... the person who repeats an unnecessary fact, or the person who finds twenty ways to convey it. And well known fact? Oh, you flatterer. Kiss me.
Well done, another invalid surmisal due to your stark inability to comprehend a simple statement.
I'll help you out here: "Well done, wrong again." I feel bad for anyone who has the displeasure of talking to you offline, but somehow, I have the succinct impression that that number is very limited. Humor me... how accurate am I?
I'll make this brief simply because this tired dispute has worn my patience.
I simply cannot have this. You must find at least three more ways to reassert the same basic trivialities by using an unwarranted amount of middle school spelling test level adjectives to really drive it home, or I must chalk this up as a win! I mean, what will people think, coming here: If you speak at a natural level, they might actually have to judge the validity of your arguments based on, well, your arguments instead of how you present them. Fancy that.
Similar to my previous response, I did not make this comment on a whim. You said: "I'm in the band and this gives me an excuse to be stupid."
My my, typically such stoic and humorless inhabitants of metal discussion forums have a bit more depth to offer in their musical tastes than Iron Maiden. My comment was in reference to this statement of yours:
Indeed, it's almost as bad as being senselessly emphatic over a paltry band that intentionally releases indecent material. Oh wait...
The general objectivity and distanced reference to my supposed relationship with the band would insinuate that I was just a random obsessee discussing the band here. It came across as if you had made the conclusion that I was simply promoting a random band, and I, going as far as to agree with you that to feel strongly about such a random thing (how ironic, coming from you), said that I had some excuse for doing so (therein, acting like a "fucking retard"), since I had some ties.
To put things in perspective (something that you, as an apparently pathetic, angsty, and self-absorbed psuedo-intellectual critically lack):
Sculpted Cold: So, AGT...?
Me: Just finished this...
You: Dolt.
Me: It's my band, so that's some excuse.
You: Rant
If this is the most important thing you have to worry about today, I don't know whether to envy you or laugh.
Consequently, I refuted your unwarrantedly-cocksure assertion by telling you that being the founding member of a band does not earn you exoneration from your idiocy. To place it in simpler terms, "You're wrong, you one-dimensional simpleton, you do not have exemption from being a retard." Simple enough?
Who fucking uses the word 'cocksure?' I want you to honestly tell me that the word has a place in anyone's vocabulary. Tell me that anyone on the planet will take you seriously for using it, or that anyone will step back and say "THE VOCABULARY ON THIS KID!"
I believe this discussion has been exhausted. Good day, sir.
It is a hell of a day when you run out of hot air. Good day, sah. Cheerio and a pulchritudinous eventide to you and your kin.
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