power metal is ruining my little brothers mind

[metallicasucksponypenis]

all he wants to do is listen to blind guardian, rhapsody, iced earth and shit like that. he plays dungeons and dragons and magic cards. dont you guys think this shit isnt good for kids?

i tried to get him into normal music like death metal, but he likes songs about hobbits and emerald swords. seriously, id be happier if he listened to nu metal

 

[nevermorefan1]

if he's listeniing to Chrapsody...it's too late

 

[Brooks]

i tried to get him into normal music like death metal,

Well, theres your problem right there. Let him listen to whatever the fuck he wants, even if you dont think its "normal."

A lot of people dont think death metal is "normal" either.

 

[Troyanasy]

all he wants to do is listen to blind guardian, rhapsody, iced earth and shit like that. he plays dungeons and dragons and magic cards. dont you guys think this shit isnt good for kids?

i tried to get him into normal music like death metal, but he likes songs about hobbits and emerald swords. seriously, id be happier if he listened to nu metal

Hahaha, next he will watch wresling and kill you in your sleep...so kill him now before he puts some emerald sword in your back.that horse riding steel shirt metal will kill us all one day.

I hope things work out for you [[[[KILL THE KID ]]]]

 

[MajestikMøøse]

solution: steal all his cds except for Iced Earth's Burnt Offerings.

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

solution: show him a nude lady

 

[metal17]

that's very nice to hear. tell your brother to download the following songs, they are my favorites from the bands and I'm sure he will love them:
Elvenking - Seasonspeech
Destiny's End - Storm Clouds

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

solution: give him a turntable and old kiss albums

 

[Troyanasy]

solution: give him a turntable and old kiss albums

Kiss Rule !!! Parasite is real Metal


I hope we all realize that metallicasucksponypenis is joking
He is the one with the sence of humor around here haha

Cheers MSPP

 

[MajestikMøøse]

BEST SOLUTION OF ALL:

Get him a hooker and play Kiss in the background

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

hahahahahaaa. the "unmasked" album would go best with the hooker scenario

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

kiss fuckin blows dick

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

have you heard "black diamond"...have you???

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

Or Creatures of the Night?! That song is the shit.

 

[Troyanasy]

"Watching You"

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Or Creatures of the Night?! That song is the shit.

my favorite!

 

[Dead Winter]

I hate Kiss.

 

[Guerrilla]

I hate Kiss.

I second that.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[Tide In Mind Out]