Q&A thread

[MyHatred]

A: Because Hockey fights are the shit

Q: If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?​

 

[remington69]

A: In some cities they do.

Q: Why is it so fucking hot out?

 

[dutchy]

A: it's summer !!!!!!!!! try downloading some Travoltas tunes for that ultimate summer vibe!! www.travoltas.com

Q: what are youre plans for the holiday?? I'm renting a big villa with private pool in Spain

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: I'm going to take my holiday in the winter, some Caribean all-inclusive for 2 weeks when it's -30 in Edmonton

Q: Favorite drink when you're on a patio/hot beach?

 

[MyHatred]

A: A twelve pack of Corona in the cooler with some fresh limes

Q: If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: They're too hot. They prefer ear plugs or headphones.

Q: Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

 

[GregadetH]

what are youre plans for the holiday?? I'm renting a big villa with private pool in Spain

I'm going to the state park a few times this week with my kid. TOP THAT MOFO!

 

[DarbysDad]

A: They're too hot. They prefer ear plugs or headphones.

Q: Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

A: because life is often ass backwards

Q: Should we all go swimming with the sharks in Florida?

 

[MyHatred]

A: No, I go swimming with the sharks in the Bahamas(I really do & have pics to prove it )

Q: Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

 

[GregadetH]

A: No. They go fatty dipping.

Q: Who's your daddy?

 

[Sgt-D]

A: I dunno; whenever I ask my Mom, she just ignores me...

Q: Anyone else here looking forward to NFL season?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: NOT me - college football all the way.

Q: Do you like thighs that jiggle like jello?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Depends on what they're jiggling

Q: Do you watch CFL football?

 

[DeathsHead]

A: No I watch real football-NFL

Q:What do you consider real football, american style or soccer?

 

[dutchy]

I'm going to the state park a few times this week with my kid. TOP THAT MOFO!

just wait until you see the pics!! then you be really pissed

 

[somekindofmonster]

ENGLISH football is the real football not nfl

1 - you dont use your feet in usa "football"

2 - English Football was founded in 1888 - theres some history for you yanks!!

3 - West Bromwich Albion FC rule.

 

[nafnikufesin]

Free question, I guess

A: Who's going to win the next World Cup?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: Brazil and I hope the US makes it in.

Q: Do you prefer the World Cup to D-Cups?

 

[MyHatred]

Free question, I guess

A: Who's going to win the next World Cup?

*edit DD beat me to the question*
A: Lansing, Michigan

Q: What would jesus do for a Klondike bar?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: He'd lie to everyone and tell them he was young white and well behaved

Q: Do you think Hey Zeus was a stoner?