Q&A thread

[karrokid]

A: muddy mudskipper from ren and stimpy !

Q: what nationality is mr clean ?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Martian

Q: Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

 

[Sgt-D]

A: Packed up Peter Piper's poop pipe.

Q: How much does an opinion weigh?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: Depends on what weight of paper its on.

Q: Does Really Matter Anyway?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Only to those for which it really matters

Q: How are you?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: Fine and Dandy like a Hard Candy Chirstmas

Q: Can you believe I bought Corona Lights instead of Corona Extras yesterday?

 

[karrokid]

A: what the hell were you thinking. checking out the check out girl i bet.

B: who would win this fight wolverine vs. judge judy ?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Depends on if its a street fight or a court battle

Q: Are you sick of entertainment "news" shows that repeat the same story over and over and over for 3 weeks until a new "story" comes along?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: what the hell were you thinking. checking out the check out girl i bet.

B: who would win this fight wolverine vs. judge judy ?

A: I check out all the girls\ladies I'm a slutt

Q: NFF - Only sick of entertainment because the wife watches that shit

 

[nafnikufesin]

Guess there's a free question up for grabs....

Q: Who will be the next celebrity to "come out of the closet"?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: Christopher Lowell

Q: Did you get laid today?

 

[remington69]

A: No time for morning fun anymore...have to wait until night.

Q: (For the guys) So, does it really hurt when you roll over onto your morning wood?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Not necessary...depends on how its positioned

Q:When's the last time you "self-gratified"? (C'mon, be honest)

 

[walking dead 666]

Never!, I'm too hot for that. Women do it 4 me!

First time you got to 2nd base?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: In the backseat of my car with my first "girlfriend", 1st year University

Q: Last time you hit a home run?

 

[walking dead 666]

I've been with the same woman for 13 years now! I swing at any pitch, but a home run, Dam, I haven’t hit one out of the park in ages, or maybe 2 weeks!

Ever been "Shot Down In Flames?" (Explanation required)

 

[DarbysDad]

A: Yes - my hair wasn't long enough

Q: Are you loyal to your wife?

 

[walking dead 666]

I sure am!

Who is more loyal, the wife or the family dog?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: They both hate me but I guess the dog

Q: Did you work today while your sig other got to go to Disneyland?

 

[eighteeschick]

A. I played hookey but usually I work and he goes to school. No one goes to Disneyland.

Q. Would you trade places with your significant other for 24 hours?