Q&A thread

[walking dead 666]

A: Because white rabbits are readily available.

Q: Why does my left ball turn blue when i go 24+ hours without sex?

 

[walking dead 666]

A: Star Wars

Q: What tyre of porn?

 

[Riehlthing]

A: Human!

Q: Why is some stuff cool, while other stuff sucks? Uh, huh huh huh huh..uhhh, huh huh huh.

Hahahahahahaha....good one


Porn that has chicks in it.

Why is that when you send something by ship, it's a cargo, and when you send something by truck, it's a shipment?

 

[The_Void]

A: The men are tempted even when their not on their deathbed.

Q: What song would you want played at your funeral?

Deathrider, either version, I think that would be hilarious

Q: Who would win in a fight, Lemmy or God?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: We all know that's a trick question...

cause...

liberal nut or right wing wacko?

A: Gotta be the liberal nut

Q: Best song to have sex to?

 

[johnnieCzech]

A: We all know that's a trick question...



A: Gotta be the liberal nut

Q: Best song to have sex to?

A: something by Paradise Lost. The Enchantment for example.

Q: Best ANTHRAX song to have sex to?

 

[The_Void]

A: something by Paradise Lost. The Enchantment for example.

Q: Best ANTHRAX song to have sex to?

A:The Horror of it All :Spin:

Q: How was Priest Johnnie?

 

[Arg_Hamster]

A: He loved it.

Q: Don´t I have something better to do?

 

[GregadetH]

A: absolutley not

Q: Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men?

 

[Arg_Hamster]

A: Jeffrey Dahmer.

Q: So... what are you wearing?

 

[MyHatred]

A: Oderus Urangus's costume

Q: WHo farted?

 

[Arg_Hamster]

A: Mike Patton

Q: Did his butt release more than air and will you clean it up please?

 

[johnnieCzech]

A:The Horror of it All :Spin:

Q: How was Priest Johnnie?

A: The last show was better than this one, Halford was out of shape.

Q: The last sexual position you´ve been in?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: I'm not sure my wife wants that question answered

Q: Do you take credit for your farts?

 

[Sgt-D]

A: Hell yeah, I gotta show up the wife...

Q: Can you stop by the liquor store & pick me up some High Life?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Only if you send me some money first.

Q: Anyone wanna send me money?

 

[GregadetH]

A: Milano will in less than a year at the red light. He'll be the guy with the squeegie.

Q: Why is receipt spelled w/ a silent "p"? Or is the "p" even silent?


*edit I thought it said "anyone want to SEE my money"

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Depends on if you're hooked on phonics.

Q: Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

 

[GregadetH]

A: So you will be forced to abb. it.

Q: Why do men pee for a whole 2 minutes after sex?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Because they had to hold it while they were inserted.

Q: Ever fart during sex?