Q&A thread

[DarbysDad]

A: No buy an actual truck to do that

Q: Don't you know SUV's are for women?

 

[DarbysDad]

Q: Does anyone else think that was too much information (that we already knew anyway)?

 

[GregadetH]

A: Yes, but at $300 I'd buy it just to see it roll end over end and catch aflame.

Q: What does your woman call your "member"?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: She doesn't call it, it calls her

Q: Favorite pick-up line?

 

[GregadetH]

A: "You know what the word of the day is? It's "legs". Spread the word baby."

Q: Do you think I'm dumb enough to use it?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: Are you horny too?

Q: If you crash and burn the Tracker are you going to film it Greg?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: I'm sure we'll see it on a Fox reality show one of these days "The World's Worst Crashes"

Q: Can you cover for me while I take a nap?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: No, have your wife tuck you in

Q: Are you sleep deprived from partying all weekend?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Yes, sort of. We went camping with the kids, so we couldn't party too hard, put it was Antonio's first time sleeping in a tent and it didn't go so well...hence the sleep deprivation

Q: How much beer did you drink this weekend?

 

[MyHatred]

A: 7 Beers and a pint O Johnnie Walker Black Label on Friday(too hung over on saturday to try againuke: )

Q: What's your favorite cd at the moment

 

[remington69]

A: "In the Arms of God" by COC. Been listening to that a lot.

Q: What kind of books are you into?

 

[GregadetH]

Q: What was your first car?

A: In 1996 I bought a 1982 Ford Ranger w/ a 6 inch lift kit, 17 inch Mickey Thompson Mud Terrains, Rino Liner bed, candy apple red paint, chrome trim, Kenwood cassette w/ pioneer cd changer, 2 10 inch Fosgate woofers powered by 1500 watt pioneer amp, Hurst shifter, flowmaster exhaust and a stock 1996 Ranger bucket seats and engine with less than 17k miles on it..


...I traded it for a Toyota.

D'OH!

Q: Why did I let my ex wife convince me to trade it in 1999?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: Don't know - was your son on the way?

Q: Was it at least a new Toyota truck?

 

[GregadetH]

A: Hell no, it was a '95 4x4. The timing chain snapped 2 months after I paid it off. Completley ruining the engine.

Q: Who'll stop the rain?

 

[DarbysDad]

A: the drought

Q: Did you end up burning that Toyota to the ground?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A: Wasn't me **points finger at Greg**

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[Sgt-D]

A: Two, no more than two.

Q: Have you seen the muffin man?

 

[nafnikufesin]

A/Q: The muffin man?

 

[GregadetH]

A: the drought

Q: Did you end up burning that Toyota to the ground?

A: I sold it to an undocumented mexican. I assume so he could haul ladders, stolen tools and 7 of his closest friends to work.

Q: Who's going to be in the IRON MAN movie?

 

[walking dead 666]

Probably Tom Cruise, who else!

Who put the Grega in Deth?