Back in the day when sailors were bold and pirates roamed the seas there was a brave sea Captain.
One day the lookout cried: "Pirates!" and the Captain did something his men found extraordinary, he bellowed: "Bring me my red shirt!"
One of the crew members fetched his shirt and they fought off the pirates easily.
Later that day the lookout once more called: "Pirates!" This time there were two ships instead of one. The Captain once more yelled: "Bring me my red shirt!"
With slightly more difficulty they fought off the pirates and still their ship was undamaged.
Then the pirates came again, with two, slightly larger ships. The Captain gave his familiar request and the men brought him his red shirt.
Once again the crew defeated the pirates and as they were settling down one of the more inquisitive members of the crew found he could resist his curiosity no longer. He went over to the Captain and he said: "Captain, whenever we are attacked you ask for your red shirt, why?"
The Captain sighed and rolled his eyes as only a Captain can and answered: "Because if I am wounded in the battle the crew will not see my blood and will continue fighting with as much spirit as before."
The crew was impressed with their Captains courage and everyone agreed he was a good man to fight under.
Later that night they were attacked by five huge pirate ships and the crew waited for the Captain to give his famous order.
But instead the Captain said: "Bring me my brown pants!"
Felt now was the time for some homor.
Question: If you could visit one planet other than our own, what would it be?
Kim K said:
A: My heart stays broken, I just don't seem to have any luck in that department.
Q: Funniest joke you've ever heard? (We need some humor)
