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RampageSword
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RampageSword
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A : Two eggs in a frying pan. The first one says "Damn! It's hot here!" The other replies "Holy crap! A talking egg!" (this joke is really funny if you're drunk or haven't been sleeping for a week.
Q : Another joke?
Q : Another joke?
Teddeh^
Mmmmmm Magners!
A: A bit long, but I think it's worth it 
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A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off
to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to
the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the
police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to
ask any questions, the man begins screaming hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at
the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in
disgust:
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says. "You
lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else
in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realize that your right arm was torn off
when the truck hit you."
The Londoner looks down in absolute horror.........
"F?#KING HELL!!!!!!" he screams........ "Where's my Rolex ????..."
Q: Any good TV you've been watching recently?
:A Londoner parks his brand new Porsche in front of the office to show it off
to his colleagues.
As he's getting out of the car, a lorry comes speeding along too close to
the kerb and takes off the door before zooming off.
More than a little distraught, the Londoner grabs his mobile and calls the
police.
Five minutes later, the police arrive. Before the policeman has a chance to
ask any questions, the man begins screaming hysterically:
"My Porsche, my beautiful silver Porsche is ruined. No matter how long at
the panel beaters it'll simply never be the same again!"
After the man finally finishes his rant, the policeman shakes his head in
disgust:
"I can't believe how materialistic you bloody Londoners are," he says. "You
lot are so focused on your possessions that you don't notice anything else
in your life."
"How can you say such a thing at a time like this?" snaps the Porsche owner.
The policeman replies, "Didn't you realize that your right arm was torn off
when the truck hit you."
The Londoner looks down in absolute horror.........
"F?#KING HELL!!!!!!" he screams........ "Where's my Rolex ????..."
Q: Any good TV you've been watching recently?
solefald
Vheissu
A:as I have no Tv there is only one series I can tell you to watch: The Simpsons and Family Guy
Q:How many people live in your house or appartement?
Q:How many people live in your house or appartement?
Magrathean
worldbuilder
Human Desert: Yep, Emery is a band. Kind of emo, though, but i like what i've heard.
A: Nope.
Q: How much does your average pizza cost?
A: Nope.
Q: How much does your average pizza cost?
QRV
historyphobic
Magrathean
worldbuilder
A: Both have terrible consequences if you don't take the necessary precautions. (Although, to quote Susanna Kaysen, "what kind of sex isn't casual?".)
Q: What's the link between a pair of boxers and a frying pan?
Q: What's the link between a pair of boxers and a frying pan?
@ plintus: You got it
A: There is none -
Q: Why are all prime numbers in pairs with another number in between?
A: There is none -
Q: Why are all prime numbers in pairs with another number in between?
Magrathean
worldbuilder
La Rocque: The correct answer is: they both warm eggs.
A: Not all of them are like that (for example, 23). But the thing about having (at least) one number between them is because no even number (except 2) is prime.
Q: Why doesn't "Feast of burden" get as much attention as the rest of "Haven"?
A: Not all of them are like that (for example, 23). But the thing about having (at least) one number between them is because no even number (except 2) is prime.
Q: Why doesn't "Feast of burden" get as much attention as the rest of "Haven"?
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