A: I was a member of a resistance group in the times of Austrian-Hungarian Monarchy and we were shooting the dragoons who were riding through the forest. Then I went to see my wife for the night and all the rebels were caught and hanged in the same forest. So my wife washed me (really, damn, all this historical stuff was there, like being washed in a wooden tub) and gave me new clothes and I went out. The dragoons were still chasing the remaining rebels with dogs who could smell the gunpowder on their hands (sic!). There was a bus stop (yes ) and there I saw my dog Gaia. So I called her and she came to me. I took her to my arms and suddenly two dragoons were riding by and their dogs stopped near me and began to bark at me. So I pointed at the dog in my arms and shrugged. And the dragoons nodded like fine, we get it, its the dog theyre barking at. And I was saved.
Q: Since this is not the dream thread, what was your last date like?
A: haha, that's some dream My last date... hmmmm... I just realized I have never been on a date... I mean - never went out with a fairly known person and did anything romantic...
Otherwise - that date sucked
The next oneisn't going to... I hope
Q: The shortest period of time between you got to know a person of the opposite sex and get laid with him/her?
A: I love piercings and tattoos, and yes i have both, and i'm going to get more At the moment i'm dying to get my lip pierced, but my boyfriend says that it would ruin my beautiful face, so i guess i won't do it then :/ (damn relationships ) He also doesn't really want me to get more tattoos, but that i won't give in on. At least he likes my tongue piercing.