Question & Answer Thread -

[Malaclypse]

i recently bought a car to get to my job (40 km one route), a fucking ford fiesta, but it's ok.

are germans the world champions of complaining?

 

[Wolfman Von Jones]

Just German men named Steve

Has Malaclypse really seen BMG?

 

[Arch]

A: I guess.

Q: Do you find the TV show "Seinfeld" to be funny?

 

[Ethereal Sage]

A: No

Q: Do you find life funny?

 

[opacity]

A: life itself is not funny. but situations in life can be.

Q: in which time/era of history would you choose to live if you had the choice?

 

[King Chaos]

A: Hahaha... sorry, what? I was laughing at how funny life is...

A: 2 (oops ) arm... caveman times. Because things were so much more simple back then. Or maybe I could have been a slave in egypt building the pyramids. As long as I had no family I think that would be an awesome existence.

Q: Whats do you normally listen to your CD's on? Is it a good system?

 

[plintus]

Q: Whats do you normally listen to your CD's on? Is it a good system?

A: I rip them and listen on Creative Audigy LS + 5.1... LOUD, yes.

Q: Euthanasia?

 

[Siren]

A: Absolute horrifying crap.
In that light, yes, life is funny.

Q: Can you hear me laughing?

 

[solefald]

A:in my head , yes

Q:you like the swedish black metal band embraced?

 

[La Rocque]

A: Not really -

Q: Do You think the institution of marriage has out lived it's usefulness?

 

[plintus]

Q: Do You think the institution of marriage has out lived it's usefulness?

A: Has it been useful?

//can't let it go: since gay marriages were allowed

Q: Are you a loser?

 

[La Rocque]

A: In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose
Kill the headlights and put it in neutral
Stock car flamin’ with a loser and the cruise control
Baby’s in reno with the vitamin d
Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love-seat
Someone came in sayin’ I’m insane to complain
About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt
Don’t believe everything that you breathe
You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve
So shave your face with some mace in the dark
Savin’ all your food stamps and burnin’ down the trailer park

Yo. cut it.

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare
Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber
’cuz one’s got a weasel and the other’s got a flag
One’s on the pole, shove the other in a bag
With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job
The daytime crap of the folksinger slob
He hung himself with a guitar string
A slab of turkey-neck and it’s hangin’ from a pigeon wing
You can’t write if you can’t relate
Trade the cash for the beef for the body for the hate
And my time is a piece of wax fallin’ on a termite
That’s chokin’ on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(get crazy with the cheese whiz)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(drive-by body-pierce)
(yo bring it on down)
Soooooooyy....

?em llik uoy t'nod yhw os ,ybab resol a m'I rodedrep nu yoS
[You can hear hear it if you reverse it.]

(I’m a driver, I’m a winner; things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(I can’t believe you)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(schprechen sie deutches, baby)
Soy un perdedor
I’m a loser baby, so why don’t you kill me?
(know what I’m sayin’? )

Q: Which is more likely to have exited aliens or dinosaurs?

 

[Arch]

A: Aliens.

Q: Do you believe there are intelligent life on other planets?

 

[Siren]

A: Since there's no intelligent life on this planet, why would there be such on other planets?

Q: Why do we assume we're intelligent?

 

[King Chaos]

A: Because we can build crappy pyramids, and even crappier great walls. We can also make great art and communicate in a fast number of ways. We are probably not as intelligent as dolphins though.

Q: what do you think is the most intelligent animal?

 

[Northern Lights]

A: Why do we feel the need to decide that "this animal is intelligent because it can pick locks", as in we compare animal intelligence to ours. All animals are intelligent because they know how to survive, which is what it's all about. They use different means to survive, but they're all creative, and they can do things humans have been unable to do for thousands of years.

Q: Do you sometimes get the urge to cull humanity?

 

[King Chaos]

A: Why do we feel the need to decide that "this animal is intelligent because it can pick locks", as in we compare animal intelligence to ours. All animals are intelligent because they know how to survive, which is what it's all about. They use different means to survive, but they're all creative, and they can do things humans have been unable to do for thousands of years.

Yeah exactly... Like Termites. The animals with the best instincts and survival rates are smartest.

A: Hell yeah, all the time. Sadly it's usually fused by the actions of my nearest and dearest. I'm not sure why, but when they upset me or do something dumb it really misanthropises me.

Q: If you were allowed to be the composer on any movie soundtrack of your choice, what would it be? (and imagine you have immense skillz and can make it sound like anything you want)

 

[Arch]

A: Batman Begins

Q: Have you seen Batman Begins?

 

[La Rocque]

A: Yes, love it -

Q: Do You like to prove other people wrong?

 

[Hitori]

A: I admit I get satisfaction from it sometimes, but it's not something that makes me proud. I should do things just for the sake of them, not for the reactions I get.

Q: have you ever met someone from the internet in real life? if so, who? (if many, who was the first?)