Random facts and questions....

So I'm sitting at work.. I use hand santizer alot because sometimes I have to work with returned mail. I'm putting on the sanitizer and someone in my cube said it smelled like alcohol, so I decided to read the back and what does it say ?

"May discolor some fabrics. Harmful to wood finishes and plastics"

Damn if the stuff can take varnish off a table, what the hell is it doing to my hands? So the girl next to me decided to write an email to the company as a consumer concerned about the future state of her hands.

hehe

YES I KNOW!! I get bored at work and I can be a little nerdy sometimes.
 
If it's a quality hand sanitizer, and not some cheap thing that's basically just alcohol, it probably won't affect your skin too much. Alcohol can affect the skin by drying it out (since how they sanitize is by dissolving the outer oily layer on your skin), but it's likely there's moisturizers in the sanitizer that will counteract this effect.
 
I'm pretty much against antibacterial products because I believe they do more harm than good.

Bacteria aren't really that big of a deal in general places, like opening mail?? I can understand their important in environments where you need to be bacteria-free, i.e. food industry, but even in those places hand sanitizers pale in effect to hand washing. Unless you have a deficient immune system, then it's a worthy fight.

Even working in a place where one would come in contact with the public, money handling for example.. I know cashiers can get sick very easily (ha ha I've been there), but all those times I may have gotten sick, I have a feeling it's been from virii, like colds, flu, etc, and these things are anti-bacterial, not anti-viral.

And not to mention the problems that arise from constantly killing bacterial strains.
 
Honestly. Continue killing this fairly harmless bacteria that you experience on a daily basis, and soon enough, it's not so harmless anymore.
 
yeah but retards are chewing on things like dirty bedposts. That's probably the least of their worries, but rules are rules...
 
It's not good to always use anti-bacterial products. As someone here already has said, the harmless bacteria will eventually become harmful.
 
I cannot see myself in any position to "smack" someone's rump. I don't even know how other's do it. And I wonder about it sometimes. Most often during masturbation, when the guy just fucking sends a wave of meaty fury into the girl's backside.
I think, "Why, sir?"
Sometimes they answer!:
"Yeah baby... ya like that!"
Which is funny, but I think it is a lie. I don't think they like it at all.
 
An abusive upbringing results in masochistic behavior being a requisite for "feeling the love"

Mostly the reason why people end up in such situations to begin with, also due to the selfesteem issues born from the same childhood
 
So, just to be clear. Man is not some advanced form of alien bull race that smacks an ass to make it redder, to charge more passionately?
 
That's true, but it's really fun to be a master, and while it may be born from self-esteem issues, I see no reason in changing it as in most cases, it simply provides a unique way to express one's love for another. By being a master to a slave, you have a responsibility to care for that person. Their safety and well-being lies in your hands, and as long as you treat them with love, concern, and pay careful attention that you are not going too far, only a minor trade of pain for pleasure will occur. It truly speaks deeply of love for both people, as there is complete and utter trust involved in the slave's side. You have to give yourself completely and take confidence that this person loves you and won't do anything to severely harm you.
 
Lord of Metal said:
That's true, but it's really fun to be a master, and while it may be born from self-esteem issues, I see no reason in changing it as in most cases, it simply provides a unique way to express one's love for another. By being a master to a slave, you have a responsibility to care for that person. Their safety and well-being lies in your hands, and as long as you treat them with love, concern, and pay careful attention that you are not going too far, only a minor trade of pain for pleasure will occur. It truly speaks deeply of love for both people, as there is complete and utter trust involved in the slave's side. You have to give yourself completely and take confidence that this person loves you and won't do anything to severely harm you.

You're really a bullperson, aren't you?
 
I use hand sanitizer all day at work because I touch animals / fish tanks all day... the sanitizer doesnt do anything to your hand but making it dry in time.. (which is why I have shit loads of fancy schmancy hand lotions in my handbag) it vaporites waaaaay too fast to damage your skin, but on wood for example, it can melt the varnish or on delicate fabrics like lace or satin: it can make a stain... companies have to write "may damage blah blah" on
their products or else some retard will sue them because "they didn't say so"
welcome to law-suit america, Jen ;)
 
All of this talk of hand sanitizers reminds me of a funny story. My roommate in college had a habit of flashing his genitalia and doing weird shit with it around people. Of course, he never bothered me; he knew better than that, but some people were not as lucky as I was. One time while he was fiddling with it and making little (HAH) objects out of it, another friend had enough, and opened our door and started yelling in the hallway, "HEY EVERYONE! JOSH HAS SOMETHING," and at that moment, my roommate leapt out of the room and covered this friend's mouth with his hand. That hand. After gagging and choking, this friend was desperate to find a solution of eliminating the taste of penis, so he turned to the hand sanitizer in our bathroom. This brilliant man rubbed hand sanitizer on his tongue. Not a good idea. The combination of penis and hand sanitizer ends up causing dry heaves for the rest of the night.
 
Lord of Metal said:
All of this talk of hand sanitizers reminds me of a funny story. My roommate in college had a habit of flashing his genitalia and doing weird shit with it around people. Of course, he never bothered me; he knew better than that, but some people were not as lucky as I was. One time while he was fiddling with it and making little (HAH) objects out of it, another friend had enough, and opened our door and started yelling in the hallway, "HEY EVERYONE! JOSH HAS SOMETHING," and at that moment, my roommate leapt out of the room and covered this friend's mouth with his hand. That hand. After gagging and choking, this friend was desperate to find a solution of eliminating the taste of penis, so he turned to the hand sanitizer in our bathroom. This brilliant man rubbed hand sanitizer on his tongue. Not a good idea. The combination of penis and hand sanitizer ends up causing dry heaves for the rest of the night.
That was probably one of the funniest thing's I've ever read. It's even funnier than when you rub your crotch, shake someone's hand with the hand you used and then tell them where it was a minute ago.
Although I can think of one funnier story, but it's way too disgusting to post and it has nothing to do with hand sanitizers.