Random facts and questions....

Lord of Metal said:
That's true, but it's really fun to be a master, and while it may be born from self-esteem issues, I see no reason in changing it as in most cases, it simply provides a unique way to express one's love for another. By being a master to a slave, you have a responsibility to care for that person. Their safety and well-being lies in your hands, and as long as you treat them with love, concern, and pay careful attention that you are not going too far, only a minor trade of pain for pleasure will occur. It truly speaks deeply of love for both people, as there is complete and utter trust involved in the slave's side. You have to give yourself completely and take confidence that this person loves you and won't do anything to severely harm you.
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That could be compared to chauvinism in a certain sense once you think about it.
 
Chromatose said:
oh man. yeah, one of the other? no problem

but BOTH?

buncha savages in this town.........
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Oh yeah. Each by itself is delicious, but they just don't work as well together as you'd think. Kind of like okra and mint chocolate chip ice cream.
 
Chromatose said:
if it involves feces then that's definitely within bounds
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It doesn't directly involve feces. Basically, masturbation, making a mess on the toilet seat, going out of the bathroom to get napkins to wipe it off, teacher goes in the same bathroom, getting nearvous that he will notice it and have you killed, sound of belt buckles and farts.
 
That's FASCINATING.

and reminded me of something else

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This roommate caught his semen on his finger and flung it against the walls. One night, while lying in bed, I felt him masturbating (bunk beds, you dirty, naughty, sexy, dirty people), heard something hit the blinds, then heard him giggle. While he was away, about twenty people that didn't believe he flung his semen went into my room and put up a black light. After many screams and "OH MY GOD, it's on the ceiling" or "OH MY GOD, there's some in the lamp," they believed it. This roommate is one of my best friends by the way. BFFs! None of it bothered me. Being the sick man that I am, I even licked the wall one day. Tasted like wall...unfortunately.
 
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha, one of the funniest notes ever. In the comfort of your own room hahaha.
If anybody believed they could actually trace it, then they are idiots. The stuff would blend and the whole DNA structure would probably change completely. Plus, don't DNA tests cost like a grand? It would be cheaper to buy a shitload of Liquid PlumR.
 
They better pray that all of those potential kids don't wake up and climb out of the walls. :lol:
Whay hasn't that been made into a horror movie yet? The Monster From The Depths Of The Toilet
 
There was a friend of mine who used to fuck the shit out of his mattress (I guess he had one of those foam ones or something, or liked banging springs). Whenever a girl would sit on his bed, we would ask her when she would like the baby shower. The funniest part was when we were hanging out and there was a girl who was laying down on his bed and had her head right on top of the hole (she mentioned that there was a hole in the mattress). We were like, oh really? I guess he must have a crappy mattress. Then like 5 minutes later, he told her what that hole was really for:lol: :lol: . I never thought a woman could make a man run for his life. I thought she was going to kill him. :lol:
 
I have a college semen story!

I kept leaving my door unlocked (trust and such)
Anyway, I discovered someone had been taking my milk for KD

I was like, FUCK THAT. So I semened into a nearly depleted jug of milk.

After a few days, some girls from a neighbouring floor smeered cake all over our floor lounge couches. So we did the same to their doors, but with three cans of shaving cream. They put tampons and ketchup all over my room. I smeared them with milk.

They licked their lips.

They almost fucking killed me when they found out.

I lied SO WELL.

(I am alive, my friend)
 
:lol: A few friends and my roommate's girlfriend were sitting in my room and talking while my roommate was asleep. His girlfriend was sitting at his desk. Well, she's talking, we're all looking at her, and at the same time, we all see it. All of us see the pool of semen on his desk. Now how do you tell a person's girlfriend about this? We just kind of started pointing at the desk and telling her to get away.
 
Lord of Metal said:
Are you not listening? He flings his semen. He got in bed, masturbated, flung it, and went to sleep.
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He didn't even wash his hands?:OMG: I'd hate to ever shake hands with that guy.
 
Dead_Lioness said:
I use hand sanitizer all day at work because I touch animals / fish tanks all day... the sanitizer doesnt do anything to your hand but making it dry in time.. (which is why I have shit loads of fancy schmancy hand lotions in my handbag) it vaporites waaaaay too fast to damage your skin, but on wood for example, it can melt the varnish or on delicate fabrics like lace or satin: it can make a stain... companies have to write "may damage blah blah" on
their products or else some retard will sue them because "they didn't say so"
welcome to law-suit america, Jen ;)
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yeh I know, but us being bored at work, just thought the whole thing sounded funny.
 
firewalkjen said:
So I'm sitting at work.. I use hand santizer alot because sometimes I have to work with returned mail. I'm putting on the sanitizer and someone in my cube said it smelled like alcohol, so I decided to read the back and what does it say ?

"May discolor some fabrics. Harmful to wood finishes and plastics"

Damn if the stuff can take varnish off a table, what the hell is it doing to my hands? So the girl next to me decided to write an email to the company as a consumer concerned about the future state of her hands.

hehe

YES I KNOW!! I get bored at work and I can be a little nerdy sometimes.
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If it uses alcohol/hydrogen peroxide as an antibacterial agent, then you're fine. You may, however, want to research the chemical "triclosan" which is found in many hand sanitizers to determine if you feel there is a risk. Think of it as a distraction from work :)
 
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