reason #17 why i usually stay away from the opeth board

Longinus said:
Actually,

Opeth > any band you listen to

(doesn't apply if you listen to Opeth)
This is true. I have no choice to believe you because your empirical evidence is overwhelming.

lizard, they do have weird rules over there, although I agree that your thread was certainly Opeth related.
 
And you people group all Opeth fans as morons? Isn’t that moronic? There may be a few UM members who frequent the Opeth boards often, and are morons, but the majority of Opeth fans are not. I was about to start ragging royal carnage fans, but I didn’t. That’s called self-control, maturity and respectful.

Let the flaming begin. I'm expecting it.
 
RjBeals said:
Let the flaming begin. I'm expecting it.
I think you're about to get disappointed. Why don't you just step right out the way you came in and go back to my daddy's band's board? There's really nothing to be said here.
 
Wait a second, he said there are Royal Carnage fans out there! Man that kicks ass, I wonder if I should start charging for autographs?
 
half_ton_man said:
I knew a couple of opeth fans once but they were sucked in by my gravitational field and slowly aborbed into my bulk.
So are you saying most, or at least some, of your weight is by absorption and not consumption? Isn't that cheating if you're trying to break some weight record?