reason #17 why i usually stay away from the opeth board

[J.]

I bet you looked hot.

 

[lizard]

I guess she was just taking dumps on the couch and her boyfriend would scoop up as much as he could!

 

[Hell Mike]

[insert lamejoke about lizard being her boyfriend]

 

[lizard]

the only shit I've ever cleaned up (aside from my own, which is always of a firm consistency and fragrant) has been my son's when he was a baby.

thank God.:Spin:

p.s. I'd rather whack off than stoop so low that my woman was as bad off as that. a guy's gotta have some pride!

 

[NAD]

I don't even clean up my own, I just dump and run.

 

[Erik]

*insert lame joke about woman on couch being lizard's son*

 

[lizard]

 

[Longinus]

That was a great oxymoron

That was innovation!

However, after discovering a ton of music that is much more advanced than them (i.e. Yes, King Crimson, Genesis and most of the prog that came out in the 70s), they seem a bit... ho-hum. They are a gateway to better bands.

I know your kind. And your kind's opinion don't matter.

 

[NAD]

Hahaha, yeah BWD stop talking on your own forum you dirty bint.

 

[J.]

yeah BWD, you're opinion doesn't matter simply because you didn't discover Opeth within the last month. Dumbass.

 

[lizard]

BWD is a mental lightweight whose opinions don't matter! Wooooo

you obviously don't know him very well, if at all

 

[Erik]

That's such a hypnotic gif.

Yeah and holy shit BWD shut the fuck up, I'm going to listen to some random Opeth fanboy who registered in July this year instead

 

[J.]

Hahaha, yeah BWD stop talking on your own forum you dirty bint.

what the fuck is a "bint"? Is that some The OC speak? Or some Opethfanboyspeak? Because you know The OC and Opethfanboy are kinda similar.

 

[NAD]

It's British slang (I think) for bitch, ho, chick, whatever. Great fucking word, I'm almost positive JayKeeley introduced me to it, which may be why I assume it's British. Dictionary.com agrees:

bint (bnt)
n. Chiefly British & Offensive

A woman or girl.

 

[J.]

but you're not British, you're OCian

 

[NAD]

I'm Riversidian biatch, I only lived in "the OC" for about 2 years and was not born there.

British slang > other national slang

It's a proven fact.

 

[lizard]

trooth.

 

[J.]

I'm backwoodsian apparently.

 

[lizard]

http://in8.com/fucknewyork/Resources/fucknewyork.mov

 

[Black Winter Day]

I know your kind. And your kind's opinion don't matter.

I feel so exposed right now. Thanks for clarifying.