reason #17 why i usually stay away from the opeth board

[Longinus]

I'm no Opeth fanboy, actually.

Just stating the fact that the people on this board are brainless.

What's your problem?

 

[NAD]

Just stating the fact that the people on this board are brainless.

Hey I resemble that comment!

That RNC bit was brilliant.

 

[Erik]

Hahaha. Damn you to hell, you smelly spic, I wanted to be the first to use "Hey, I resemble that comment!"

 

[J.]

If disliking Opeth means I'm brainless, then Hell yes!

Get your ass to mars!

 

[J.]

If things went wrong I am talking to myself now and you've got a wet towel wrapped around your head.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

this topic is about Opeth

 

[J.]

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta.

 

[Erik]

MC MIKE ON THE MIKE Y'ALL CHECK IT OUT DIZ ONE GOES OUT TO ALL MAH HOMIEZ IN TEH OFFICIAL OPETH FORUM... FOR ALL YA NIGGAZ OUT THERE ITS CALLED SERENITUH PAINTED DETH

(cue phat beatz)
BLACK FACE, HAGGARD GRIN, THIS SERENITUH PAINTED DETH Y'ALL
WIT' A HALO OF BITTAH DISEAZE BLACK PARAGON IN LINGERIN' BREATH (UH-HUH)

 

[J.]

that's my favorite rap song.

 

[JayKeeley]

If things went wrong I am talking to myself now and you've got a wet towel wrapped around your head.

"Two weeks!"

 

[Papa Josh]

Jeez, this fuckin' thing is still goin?

I logged off for a few hours and didn't expect to see an additional 4 pages from this morning!

Well, this band has gotten their free publicity for the week....

And to J and the like, I would say, I have metal friends who happen to be black and for you to say some of the shit, i.e., "everyone should own a few" ... oversteps the offensive line a bit.

 

[Krilons Resa]

And to J and the like, I would say, I have metal friends who happen to be black and for you to say some of the shit, i.e., "everyone should own a few" ... oversteps the offensive line a bit.

One of my best friends is black as black gets and I'm not offended and neither would he be. He and I bust each others chops all day long like that. Wipe the sand from your vagina.

 

[NAD]

Does this mean I can't say my pals anymore?

 

[Krilons Resa]

Does this mean I can't say my pals anymore?

As long as it doesn't have black connotations. You are free to use the label "sand my pals" though.

 

[NAD]

So I can say rice my pals, sand my pals, white my pals, and polka dot my pals, but not porch monkey my pals?

 

[J.]

And to J and the like, I would say, I have metal friends who happen to be black and for you to say some of the shit, i.e., "everyone should own a few" ... oversteps the offensive line a bit.

It's called sarcasm and humor. Get a detector.

 

[Erik]

And to J and the like, I would say, I have metal friends who happen to be black and for you to say some of the shit, i.e., "everyone should own a few" ... oversteps the offensive line a bit.

Right on. Now those greek fuckers is another story, into the ovens with the lot I say

 

[Krilons Resa]

So I can say rice my pals, sand my pals, white my pals, and polka dot my pals, but not porch monkey my pals?

...nor Spook Monkey.

 

[Papa Josh]

Bet you fucks wouldn't be using that word so freely if my homeboys were standing in front of you.

 

[Erik]

Bet they aren't.

EDIT: Bet you wouldn't speak so loudly about the worthlessness of the greek people standing in the city square of fucking Athens either.