reason #17 why i usually stay away from the opeth board

[RjBeals]

You're right Erik. It's just not worth it.

 

[NAD]

Dude you just don't get it. But that's a nice looking Opeth O.

 

[J.]

shut up the lot of you. Opeth rules, now lets talk about if Mikael (who iz gawd) shaved his mustache and nut hair and why he carries a purse.

 

[Hell Mike]

I was going to say something very very funny but I forgot what it was

 

[Longinus]

Uhm. I thought you ''beings'' would understand cynicism.

Thought not.

Pattern!

Bad comprehension leads to disliking Opeth

Conclusion? Stupid people dislike Opeth.

Thus, all the non Opeth fan's opinions are null and void for all of eternity.


(also, stupid icons and disliking Opeth - that goes together well)

 

[IOfTheStorm]

Opeth are gay

 

[J.]

Uhm. I thought you ''beings'' would understand cynicism.

Thought not.

So you thought we would understand cynicism, then you thought not?

You're stupid. You dislike Opeth. You're cool.

 

[Caelum Adustum]

Offtopic: @Sorath("fotmbm"): What does "foad" mean?

 

[NAD]

@Longinus: your initial sarcasm was hidden in a claim I've seen made in complete seriousness.

@half ton man: I think I love you. Can I sign your tits?

 

[NAD]

Offtopic: @Sorath("fotmbm"): What does "foad" mean?

See the "damn I'm drunk" thread, there's about 20 definitions of it now.

 

[J.]

I'm just waiting for some outsider to complain about JayKeeley calling people dirty my pals.

WHAT? Fuckoff JayK!

I love black people. I firmly believe everyone should own a few.

 

[NAD]

Let me cleanse myself first, in case I get sucked in I don't want to give you any germs.

 

[Longinus]

Haha. I just noticed this mistake of mine..

Tenses suck and invalidate my posts


Still , my opinion is more valid than the non Opeth fans' .


And, I really do honestly love Opeth, by the way. I'm not braindead after all.

 

[Black Winter Day]

1) I like Opeth okay... I've even seen them live twice and own all of their albums. However, after discovering a ton of music that is much more advanced than them (i.e. Yes, King Crimson, Genesis and most of the prog that came out in the 70s), they seem a bit... ho-hum. They are a gateway to better bands.

2) I'm sorry for bumping this thread. But if I hadn't, I never would have known the connection between Bush, Opeth and the NBA.

3) Half-ton-man: what do you use for a toilet?

 

[J.]

Opeth appeals to hip hop fans because Mikael raps in Serenity Painted Death, and as we all know the hip hop culture has a tremendous impact on the NBA what with the gangsta clothes and bling-bling they all wear while turning their baseball caps sideways 'cause they look real smart doing that and George Bush wants to kill all the black people.

 

[NAD]

FINALLY this thread reaches the truth.

 

[lizard]

I know Nad read it, but did the rest of you see the story about the 500 lb woman who hadn't been off her couch in years and she was actually attached to it?

 

[NAD]

Linky: http://www.wftv.com/news/3643877/detail.html

Literally stuck to the couch. Yeesh. I sit on my couch for 4 hours straight sometime and I have to get up and walk around my living room.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

really do honestly love Opeth, by the way. I'm not braindead after all.

That was a great oxymoron

 

[Black Winter Day]

Yeah, wasn't there a post about it here?

I was wearing leather pants one night at the gay bar and it was so hot in the back room that the leather became stuck to my skin lol!